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Sex with a toddler around!!?

43 replies

2015mom · 31/10/2016 13:27

Hi guys

Are any of you parents if so? How did you deal with having spontaneous sex with a 1 year old roaming around the house?
Usually we do it when he is asleep but soemtimes you want to do it in the morning like this morning.. Tried to distract him with toys in his room but as soon as I shut the bedroom door he got upset and wanted to be in our bedroom.. So no sex!!!

So gutted because I am just so horny lately.... I just want spontaneous sex all the time

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Artandco · 31/10/2016 13:28

When they sleep

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2015mom · 31/10/2016 13:39

That's crap!!! Restricting sex to when they are asleep... But can't just leave them unattended either

He usually plays upstairs in the bedrooms and landing and bathroom - all baby proofed of course

But the moment I shut our bedroom door he wanted to be in our bedroom 😒😒

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DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 31/10/2016 13:40

You shut the door on a one year old? Ffs wait until the child is asleep!

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SamhainSoubriquet · 31/10/2016 13:42

Sorry

Spontaneous sex is out the window now

You wait until they are asleep

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GiddyOnZackHunt · 31/10/2016 13:43

Are any of you parents On mumsnet? Whatever made you think that?

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ivehadenough10 · 31/10/2016 13:46

You shut the door on him. Confused
Ffs your child is 1 year old. Sex will have to wait!

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Whathaveilost · 31/10/2016 13:46

Is this for real!

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DashboardLightParadise · 31/10/2016 13:47

You don't get spontaneous anymore. Get used to it, it gets worse the older they get.

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ImpYCelyn · 31/10/2016 13:48

You don't get to have spontaneous sex. You either wait til their asleep, properly distracted (although you have to accept you might not get to finish), or you organise a night out, a hotel room and a babysitter.

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TheLesserOfTwoWeevils · 31/10/2016 13:49

"Are any of you parents?"

Umm...do you know what website this is? I mean, I know you don't HAVE to be a parent to join but, come on...

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poisonedbypen · 31/10/2016 13:50

Welcome to parenthood! Yes it gets worse as they get older, sleep less & are more aware!

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xvxvxvxvxvxvxvxv · 31/10/2016 13:51

I hope this isn't real.

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Scoose · 31/10/2016 13:52

Is this someone fishing for sex stories?Hmm

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Sallybowls · 31/10/2016 13:53

Surely this isnt real?

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TheNaze73 · 31/10/2016 14:02

Biscuit

Nice try.

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GiddyOnZackHunt · 31/10/2016 14:04

Bizarrely AS reveals a history Confused

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Ineedmorelemonpledge · 31/10/2016 14:33

It's a bit different to sneaking upstairs when your parents are dozing after Sunday lunch!!

Your LO is too small. Spontaneous sex while a toddler is around and awake would be completely unenjoyable to me - how can you relax thinking something might happen to him?

You've never seen Lars Von Trier's film Antichrist then.....

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2015mom · 31/10/2016 17:21

Nope never seen it

Oh well spontaneous sex will only happen when baby is asleep

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OhTheRoses · 31/10/2016 17:23

You grow up waiting for it.

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AWaspOnAWindowInAHeatwave · 31/10/2016 17:24
Confused
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AWaspOnAWindowInAHeatwave · 31/10/2016 17:25

^^blatant placemark for deletion msg

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usual · 31/10/2016 17:28

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gunting · 31/10/2016 17:34

Ermmmm nice try Hmm

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ImperialBlether · 31/10/2016 17:35

I'm just here for the deletion message.

Grin

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ImperialBlether · 31/10/2016 17:38

Ooops sorry, OP, just seen you've posted quite a bit, but can't you see that post sounds really strange?

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