Sex with a toddler around!!?

[2015mom]

Hi guys

Are any of you parents if so? How did you deal with having spontaneous sex with a 1 year old roaming around the house?
Usually we do it when he is asleep but soemtimes you want to do it in the morning like this morning.. Tried to distract him with toys in his room but as soon as I shut the bedroom door he got upset and wanted to be in our bedroom.. So no sex!!!

So gutted because I am just so horny lately.... I just want spontaneous sex all the time

You absolutely cannot leave a one year old unattended so you can have sex!

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How long to you need to be spontaneous?
How long is an episode of Peppa Pig?

Say goodbye to spontaneous sex

I am not sure why this is a surprise to you

This is a joke I hope???
Tried spontaneous sex during baby's nap time once.... He woke up of course

Wait till he's a teen and goes to bed later than you

Haaaa. This can't be real?

Sex during toddler's nap?
No chance.

Sleep during toddler's nap is the Holy Grail

Haha! Good luck with that OP.

You just don't

And you certainly don't shut the door on a 1 year old just to get laid

Control yourself. You're a parent now with a toddler.

Honestly.

Wait till they're teenagers.

KY.

A whole tube.

On the bedroom door handle

Wait till you've got a 21, 12 and 7 year old. If I remember rightly we had a spell of about 6 months where everyone was synchronised and we got peace in the evenings but now we get peace from one and the other two are still up and about

Of course you can't leave a 1 year old unattended to have sex!
You wait until they are asleep or you have a babysitter.
No matter how much you like sex, it's really not that difficult to wait.

i'm just surprised you shut the door on your 1 year old! does he have naps during the day?