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ok hopefully this has happened to others

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Thegirlthatwanted2begod · 05/05/2016 00:03

Bit drunk, partner thought he was we going to orgasm, ended up pissing all over my face. Please tell me this has happened to others

OP posts:
52dietname · 05/05/2016 00:08

Not in my face...!

52dietname · 05/05/2016 00:08

But yes of course it happens! Grin poor you though op

MyKingdomForBrie · 05/05/2016 00:10

Oh god no, you poor thing..

Thegirlthatwanted2begod · 05/05/2016 00:29

Both mortified! Complete accident. But massive difference isn't there?

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Seeyounearertime · 05/05/2016 00:38

Depends what you were doing at the time?
If you stimulate the prostate it can feel like the pressure of urination.
There's lots of info on it, seems this may be the closest though.
answers.webmd.com/answers/5057529/male-peeing-instead-of-ejaculating-during-sex-what-could-be-wrong

PovertyPain · 05/05/2016 00:49

Oh gad! A golden shower.

wickedlazy · 05/05/2016 00:51

Cake + Brew for you op. For the shock.

DixieNormas · 05/05/2016 01:24

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suspiciousofgoldfish · 05/05/2016 20:37

I'm not sure I believe it was an accident! Confused

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 05/05/2016 20:39

I'm with suspicious on this!

rightmywrongs · 05/05/2016 20:40

Oh man I just snorted my coffee out,
Wasn't expecting that....
Not something I've ever experienced & didn't think it was that possible...
A little maybe not a full blown tinkle ?
You poor thing!

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 05/05/2016 20:59

Hmmm I thought you couldn't pee through a hard on?

QueenLaBeefah · 05/05/2016 21:03

Sounds revolting.

Seeyounearertime · 05/05/2016 21:04

dame
Don't you believe it. I have to stand on my head sometimes.

Basically, and my biology is a bit lacking, there's a valve in the base of the penis that won't allow semen and urine through at the same time. Unfortunately that valve can occasionally misfire and release urine instead of semen. That's why, especially when pegging, men should really have empty bladders when sexploits are abounding.

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 05/05/2016 21:10

LOLGrin

AnyFucker · 05/05/2016 21:19

No. Men do not confuse orgasming with pissing. Not ever. Different wiring and different nerve endings.

I reread your op to see if "partner" was a female but you say not so I think you are talking rubbish

Or your "partner" is

Littlelondoner · 05/05/2016 21:21

I thought this did not happen or could not happen.

That was the basic biologt behind mornong glory. So you do not wet the bed in a deep sleep.

LisaRinnasLips · 05/05/2016 21:22

Is piss worse than cum on your face? Both bodily fluids. Piss is easier to wipe off too

gamerchick · 05/05/2016 21:23

That wasn't an accident.

Seeyounearertime · 05/05/2016 21:46

There's tons of anecdotal evidence out there of it happening (it has happened to me too but not when I was with someone)
From what I can see, its more common with younger men but cam happen with older guys too:

lmgtfy.com/?q=Pee+instead+of+cum

A quick Google finds endless stories of the same thing.

52dietname · 06/05/2016 10:00

Yes it CAN and DOES happen op, despite what others here are saying.

Don't worry about it - could have been worse!

Eekaman · 06/05/2016 10:13

And for the second time in two years, I agree with Anyfucker.

Speaking as a male, I can tell you I have never, ever, pissed in a partners face thinking I was about to cum and got confused... As stated earlier, it's different plumbing. On occasion, the need to pee overtakes the need to shag, so stopping for a pee is necessary, and then trying to pee is incredibly difficult on a physical level.

(Although I've checked some of the above links, and it does seem to happen, but mostly to teenage Americans apparently)

AnyFucker · 06/05/2016 12:44

Shall we go for a third, Eek ?

What's your thoughts on Trump ? A fitting president of the United States ?

DameDiazepamTheDramaQueen · 06/05/2016 12:51

Steady on AF ,I might need to sit down and fan myself with a copy of The Radio Times if you two keep agreeing!

AnyFucker · 06/05/2016 12:52

It's kinda scary innit

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