ok hopefully this has happened to others

[Thegirlthatwanted2begod]

Bit drunk, partner thought he was we going to orgasm, ended up pissing all over my face. Please tell me this has happened to others

"Don't worry about it - could have been worse!"

How could it possibly be worse? He vomited on her face or took a dump? Some people have some seriously low standards.

Anyfucker - In a strange way I think Trump would be a fitting president for America, a racist, sexist, redneck buffoon is very fitting for middle America.

Would he be a good president? Nah, too much of a racist, sexist, redneck buffoon. Could be worse though, it could be that lying swindling, self obsessed power crazed crook Hillary who gets the gig...

Ah, erm.

I think that's an agreement then. Clinton may not be any better but that doesn't take away how terrible Trump is.

#3

A lot of women wee a little at orgasm, so maybe he was exploring his feminine side?

I think he maybe likes golden showers and thought when he was drunk he might give it a little go?