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giraffeski · 13/07/2005 23:28

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giraffeski · 13/07/2005 23:45

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Dior · 13/07/2005 23:46

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MrsGordonRamsay · 13/07/2005 23:46

Oohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Tink

Scary lady

jampots · 13/07/2005 23:46

no dont send it ! bit too deep and may scare him off. You could always jump him when he gets back.

MrsGordonRamsay · 13/07/2005 23:48

OOOOOOOOOOOHhhhhhhhhhhhhh

My brain hurts..............I am off to bed..

fairyfly · 13/07/2005 23:48

Dear *,

I'm just taking a shot in the dark and a gamble and would like you to know i miss you more than a friend
xxx

giraffeski · 13/07/2005 23:48

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Tinker · 13/07/2005 23:48

If he met someone else then it wasn't "meant to be" [puke emoticon]

marthamoo · 13/07/2005 23:48

Dior's right.

How about...

Dear Fred,

Please don't meet anyone else while you're away because I would like very much to sh*g you when you get back.

Hope the weather is nice and that there aren't any nasty spiders etc. Enjoy the barbies.

Lots of love,

giraffeski xxx

jampots · 13/07/2005 23:49

FF - ideal!

giraffeski · 13/07/2005 23:49

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jampots · 13/07/2005 23:49

MM - also ideal!

giraffeski · 13/07/2005 23:50

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Dior · 13/07/2005 23:50

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Tinker · 13/07/2005 23:50

Just send one saying

"I'm watching you"

Dior · 13/07/2005 23:51

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giraffeski · 13/07/2005 23:51

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jampots · 13/07/2005 23:51

Tinker - v creepy

Dior · 13/07/2005 23:51

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giraffeski · 13/07/2005 23:52

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fairyfly · 13/07/2005 23:52

how about

you may be meeting other women away but i can suck your cock every weekend when your home, beat that

love a giraffe

giraffeski · 13/07/2005 23:53

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