Please help me convince dh to have bumsex with me !!!

[SPROUTSANDBUMSEXDONTGOTOGETHER]

All right kind of name changed here as I have used this name one occasion only (you can search!)

I have been with dh for 7 years and tried sodomie once at the very beginning of our relationship, he felt weird about it.

Yesterday, we had sex and afterwards I have said I would like to spice things up..why not to try sodomie ??? The reaction I got was : ewwwwww no, I'll end up with some poo on dh junior (well he call his penis hisnamejunior), ewww the anus is for pooing..

So could you please help me convincing him to give it a go ?? I'll obviously show him this thread ! Please my sex life depends on it !!!!

It's Friday! It's 8 o'clock! It's bumsex time!

< < < too much bumsex

What is it about MN and bumsex? [puzzled emoticon]

Any tips ladies ???

[does muppet show theme tune in head whilst imagining Miss Piggy and Kermit going at it]

btw sodomie - is that French for bumsex?

tell him you will use a douche first. but tbh if he really isnt into it you shouldnt push it.

we would be fuming if he was pressuring you into having bumsex.

Can you suggest bumsex with wellies on to protect 'junior'?

Ermmm Royalty, dh is well endowed (sp?)..sorry I'm French !

I love Friday! Have no useful advice though.

I would have thought most blokes would jump at the chance of doing this but I don't really think you can force him into doing something he doesn't want to do. Sorry.

I have just shown DH this thread.

He is shocked and appalled

Ah, finally, the bumsex thread!

Sprouts, my dh doesn't fancy it either, despite the fact I wouldn't mind a go.

I'd just leave it be.

How do you say sodomie in english ??

not every bloke is mad for bumsex

< just most of 'em >

Do you think I should let it go then ? I have the feeling he might give it a go even if it is just once, I was relying on you to convince him !!!!

why are you even having sex at all with someone who 1, names their penis and 2, calls it junior!

get a toy for your bum, if you are so desperate

how about getting him so drunk he is powerless to stop you?

Thisisyesterday-somehow we have been calling his penis hisnamejunior from the beginning but I know it is daft !!! To be honest I'm like : Does hisnamejunior feel like having some action tonight ?

Anyfucker-mais.I wouldnt imagine stick something apart from hisnamejunior up my bum !

Power - I wish but he doesnt drink !

Lol at toy.

Get yourself down ELC and see if they can recommend anything.

God ,I've missed mumsnet.