Please help me convince dh to have bumsex with me !!!

[SPROUTSANDBUMSEXDONTGOTOGETHER]

All right kind of name changed here as I have used this name one occasion only (you can search!)

I have been with dh for 7 years and tried sodomie once at the very beginning of our relationship, he felt weird about it.

Yesterday, we had sex and afterwards I have said I would like to spice things up..why not to try sodomie ??? The reaction I got was : ewwwwww no, I'll end up with some poo on dh junior (well he call his penis hisnamejunior), ewww the anus is for pooing..

So could you please help me convincing him to give it a go ?? I'll obviously show him this thread ! Please my sex life depends on it !!!!

and did you really refer to it as sodomy?
cos that would put me right off.

But you want to spice things up? surely theres loads of things you can do not specifically bum sex.

Or is it specifically bum sex that you want??

err, you can't get a bloke drunk and make him shag you up the bum

it's just not gonna work

he's got to want to, very much indeed

you cannot trick him into it

If junior is large, it may not be a particularly comfortable experience for you.

Junior can be protected from poo with a condom.

Bumsex is overrated.

really AF? - dh didn't even realise the first time he bumsexed me - he was v. drunk though. and stoned.

ah, the days of youth...

AF sorry but I have to disagree - DH and I had far too much to drink on NYE a few years ago and accidentally used the 'wrong hole' (lol) for all of about a second! (apologies for tmi). Not something either of us would want to repeat again tbh.

I think you should respect his wishes and not try to make him do something he doesn't want to.

He's not interested in sticking it up your arse. He'll not even be able to get an erection if he's so turned off!

well, yes, I suppose you could try and bamboozle him that your anus was really your vagina....

he would have to be really out of it though, not to notice....and that is really not the same as informed bumsex is it ?

< wonders why the fuck I am debating informed bumsex on t'internet >

Argh, Holy Mary, Mother of God, will have to namechange now...

Go for it Sprouts, If you get a small plug from LoveHoney or similar, it makes the whole thing a lot easier, oh LUBE and tons of it.

If there is a poo 'issue' or you think there might be one, that's easily solved.

Take the head off the shower and put the hose (on tepid and not too strong a flow!!)near the . Let the water go in and close the around the hose allowing it to fill and then release. Anything 'up there' will 'come out'

messygarden bumsex overrated?? you are doing it wrong take it slower, don't rush it and persevere.

lol AF at debating bumsex - I actually wasn't suggesting she do this! It was bloody painful - certainly not something I would ever recommend.

Never fancied it, sounds messy and painful and can imagine some women farting all the way through it and the bloke having a squishy feeling when he hits the poo. Also lots of women have piles once they've had children, you just need them to start bleeding and you have a right mess to clear up.
Vaginas are wonderful things.

really, your sex life doesn't depend on it

if you feel that this is the only way you can possibly spice things up... well, that's a big problem isn't it?

if he doesn't want to do it then he doesn't want to do it

god, can you imagine if a bloke came on saying "oh, my wife really doesn't want to take it up the arse, help me convince her to" he'd be shot down
and as for suggesting getting him drunk! ffs

Remind me not to ever use groundhog's shower!

Replace 'business' with 'bum sex' and Bob's your Uncle, one theme tune!

er, just for the record, I don't have anything against bumsex

gh...and you think you know someone...

Lol
we always use a condom for sodomie. (sounds much better than bumsex I think.)

OMG, I can't believe there are this many people who do it!!

I did ask DH once if he would, if I ever asked him, and he said yes. I have never asked him. The poo thing freaks me out too.

at GH!!! I'm never going to think of people in the same way again after reading this. I am too innocent .

I do remember a friend telling me once that her DP 'got the wrong hole' by accident.

Also, if he really doesn't want to do it, you can't push it. It wouldn't be acceptable the other way around.

is it le or la sodomie?

either way it sounds dead sophisticated, like

...better n' bumsex, at any rate

Bumsex is a right old pain in the ass

I'm pregnant with piles and SPD and this thread is making me wince

...have just shouted the OP out to dp

he said, all incredulous- what, she wants to persuade him to shag her up the arse??

la sodomie? OP is French?

Is that you BonsoirAnna??

God this is the best thread I've ever seen!!! Hilarious!
Have to agree with the comments about piles, it could get messy

Hi SPROUTSANDBUMSEXDONTGOTOG..., now that I've had a good laugh at all the comments, I shall give you some tried and tested practical advice. (Very important - do NOT tell him what you are planning).

1. Make sure you've emptied your bowel at least an hour before the event (how you do this is entirely up to you - I just do it the old fashioned way).

2. Have some lovely smelling aromatherapy oil handy (Rub some onto your bum and keep it close at hand).

3. When the time is right - give your husband the blow-job of the century and slip a condom on Junior - with your other hand, massage his balls - with Junior still in your mouth reach for the oil and apply it all over the condom - Hubby will be too dizzy to notice - give Junior the good old up-and-down for a certain amount of time.

4. NOW STOP!!!! Wait for him to look at you as if 'what the hell is going on?' Then take Junior in your hand again, slowly squeezing and releasing it - look Hubby directly in the eye and say: 'If you think my pussy is tight, then you should try my ass, it feels like this...' (Give junior a good tight squeeze, and wank Junior at the same time, s-l-o-w-l-y) - ask him: 'Do you like it like this?' If he says y-e-s, then tell him: ' I want you to fuck me in my ass.'

5. Then bend over, take Junior in your hand and gently guide him to the intended target - start slowly, not too deep at first and then shock him by letting Junior go all the way in and out a good couple of times - he will hit the roof and probably 'come' on the spot.

Please keep in mind that the first try may not be very satisfying for you, but nevertheless, make as if it is the best sex you've ever had (we are thinking long-term satisfaction guaranteed here, so be patient). Once Hubby has felt how tight your bum is, he will not hesitate when you next suggest it.

Hope this helps - good luck let us know how it went

Oh my God!!! It is one thing to have the bumsex thread on a Friday night but Sunday teatime and I have just read NinaJane's thread and blushed!!!

I am amazed at all the "wrong hole by accident" comments, that really is seriously pissed or stoned!

If you have to really persuade somebody to do it then you really shouldnt be doing it. You would be on here asking if your DH was being unreasonable if he was persuading you and we wouuld all be saying that "yes he is being unreasonable" so I think that anybody telling you to continue persuading him is being a bit unreasonable really.

If you really fancy it go onto Love Honey and buy a butt plug. Ask DH to use it with you and see how tight things feel when he uses it whilst fucking you at the same time.

Then you take things slowly and maybe when he sees how excited you get and how much fun you have he will give it a go.

Keep us posted