masturbating?

[geordieminx]

ok, was going to name change but cant be bothered with troll hunt.

Given the number of threads on here re women 'catching' dp/h's at it, do then assume that the majority of women dont do themselves other than during sex?

I have a reasonable sex life(once a week/would like more) but see nothing wrong with a little battery powered help most -nights-- its nice, and more than anything helps me sleep..sleep of the just and all that.

Am i the only one? I was going to ask is this normal, but really i couldnt give a rats arse!
Just wondering what the opinion is when the shoe is on the other foot so to speak?

InmaculadaConcepcion

There's one born every minute.

"why yes my dear I only masturbate when thinking of you"

Well, to be fair, I can't claim exclusive rights over his mental masturbatory card-file, but it's pleasing to be included...(!)

There is a slide show of me as - ah - nature intended - he made on the computer. I hope to god he doesn't leave it in a taxi.

Nowt wrong with flicking the bean...most mornings here. Was it Billy Connolly that said he did it to get his heart started in a morning?

I remember the first time I masturbated to orgasm - it was the only time I have ever ejaculated. I thought I'd wet the bed.

It's never happened since.

We've got a slide show playing 24/7 on our digital photo frame - full on hardcore in glorious HD.
It's a talking point with the neighbours and any visiting JW's.

IC , my DH has NASA apps, exploding cows and weather apps on his Iphone, gynae shots of me would not fit with the theme.
He likes his sex real, not pornified.

bobbie, you probably did wet the bed

I take it you've read the other thread then?

I seem to be developing a theme

I do quite regularly. Don't actually know if DH does or not tch. Don't mind if he does.

I didn't start until I was about 24 though

Never occurred to me before then

No batteries here..just some crossed legs, well toned thighs and a strategically placed piece of jewellery!

Nothing wrong with masturbation.

Nothing wrong with female ejaculation either

I do it most days.

DH almost never does it. (Honestly!)
The other morning he did me, without any gratification himself, then had a shower. He didn't even do it then! He would tell me if he had, and wouldn't have been able to do me again later that day. Madness I tells ya!

It's much better doing it with him participating, as it were. When he hears me say "Darling, grab my boobs...." he knows the drill.

I like it when Friday comes twice in a week.

lol at cranky.

Them helping is much better, you can't get the "bowling ball" grip by yourself and I can't massage my own g-spot.

2010 - I like it when I come twice on a Friday.

Exploding cows, Mal? Takes all sorts, I guess!

Quite right, true flesh beats porno pix - er, I mean arty photos - any day.

Every day should be Friday...

What is proverbially good for the goose.....
I discovered the delights of self discovery quite young too and although I realised it was a private thing, never doubted or questioned it to be right or 'wrong' and have always enjoyed it as part of and parallel to an active sex life..

Although as I am now alone......... and it is soooo much nicer than chamomile tea lol...

Must admit, that even when I'm doing me, and I'm thinking horny things my mind sometimes "wanders" to "have I set the washing away" "whats for tea" yadda yadda... then I reaslise, and get back on to it.

Also - if using rabbit can get to 0-60 in less than a minute sometimes.