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masturbating?

66 replies

geordieminx · 13/01/2010 23:09

ok, was going to name change but cant be bothered with troll hunt.

Given the number of threads on here re women 'catching' dp/h's at it, do then assume that the majority of women dont do themselves other than during sex?

I have a reasonable sex life(once a week/would like more) but see nothing wrong with a little battery powered help most -nights-- its nice, and more than anything helps me sleep..sleep of the just and all that.

Am i the only one? I was going to ask is this normal, but really i couldnt give a rats arse!
Just wondering what the opinion is when the shoe is on the other foot so to speak?

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BunnyLebowski · 14/01/2010 12:27

No nowt weird or wrong with a good old fiddle

I started at about age 12 and now enjoy a bit of 'afternoon delight' most days when dd is asleep . Also sometimes at night when DP is knackered and falls asleep and I have an itch that needs scratched

Also have happy healthy sex life with DP so it's all good!!

Have noticed recently that DD (15 months) is partial to a wee 'exploration' at nappy free time. Like mother like daughter

AmazingBouncingFerret · 14/01/2010 12:33

Sorry just have to reply in regards to iphone, they are indestructable, my DH's even survived going throug the washing machine and the tumble dryer!

Iklboo · 14/01/2010 12:35

I get by with a little help from my battery operated friends

Cyb · 14/01/2010 12:37

It makes you go blind

LadyOfTheFlowers · 14/01/2010 12:47

Have a much higer sex drive than DH so needs must really.

Goober · 14/01/2010 12:51

's fine.

Any man who says he doesn't is dead or a liar.

Buda · 14/01/2010 12:58

LOL at the comparisons to knitting! Have you heard the old joke about orgasms? Cosmopolitan will tell you how to get one, Vogue will tell you how fashionable they are and Women's Weekly will teach you how to knit one!

And yes I do!

topsi · 14/01/2010 13:01

am i right in thinking the post 'paranoid' has been removed from the site?? i can no longer find it !

Malificence · 14/01/2010 13:30

AF , when I asked him what the Iphone has that I haven't, he said "an off switch"!
Git. If he goes onto working shifts again, I will need something with batteries.

Lets not get into the "all men mastubate" debate again - it's very dull. They don't, end of.

Buda · 14/01/2010 13:33

You're right topsi! I wonder why.

BigBadMummy · 14/01/2010 13:37

Now there is a thread guaranteed to get a click.

How many people have viewed this versus how many have posted?!!!

DorotheaPlenticlew · 14/01/2010 13:53

what's this post that you're saying has been removed? sorry, nosy

Buda · 14/01/2010 13:58

Dorothea - take it from me you are better off not knowing!

Mumfun · 14/01/2010 14:00

its gone but you can still get cached first page from google

topsi · 14/01/2010 14:05

how can i put this ? it was a post 'bout someone who's DH was carrying out some slightly questionable sexual behavior that the poster was unhappy living with. the thread was 9 pages long, then it just disapeared. think we are all adults here, i didnt find any of the posts at all offensive. whats other people's views??

DorotheaPlenticlew · 14/01/2010 14:07

[scarred for life emoticon]

DorotheaPlenticlew · 14/01/2010 14:08

Sorry, xpost but I did just snoop into the google cache and it struck me as fairly extreme that he was doing that while wandering around the house and playing with the DCs ... and it seems to have become 22 pages long!

DorotheaPlenticlew · 14/01/2010 14:09

I wouldn't have thought the posts would have to be offensive to get it removed though -- perhaps the OP asked for it to go?

dustycups · 14/01/2010 14:09

mumsnet sometimes makes it into the guardian, this thread might make it into nuts magazine!

masturbating is something everyone does but noone admits too

topsi · 14/01/2010 14:10

what's google cache ?

Original poster
geordieminx · 14/01/2010 14:11

How do I snoop into google cache?

yy - I remember starting quite young

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mamazon · 14/01/2010 14:15

i remember my very first wank.
i was in the bath having a wash, think i must have run the flanel a little too close and i felt a tingle. a nice tingle so i did it again.
and again and again and....you get the idea.

i was 11 and i've been hooked ever since. i have sex at least once a day, be that with DP or a battery powered device or just me myself and i.

can see no reason to be embarrassed about it

Original poster
geordieminx · 14/01/2010 14:22

I would love it every day!!!

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InmaculadaConcepcion · 14/01/2010 20:35

My DH masturbates while looking at naked pictures of me (on the occasions that I'm not around to receive his carnal attentions) - I think it's very sweet.

Mal, maybe you could encourage your man to have a few choice images of yourself on his Iphone (no face shots, just in case he leaves it in a taxi or something).

Cyb · 14/01/2010 20:38

Must have been hard sneaking into the photo both at the station to ahve those done Immaculada

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