DH wants us to try some thing...

[beastoftheeast]

Not a TROLL. Bit of a tricky one this, DH wants us to try weeing on each other, Im not keen want advice really.
Have joined under a new identity as DH sometimes looks on MN.

I can't imagine any man without such a fetish being so desperate for a shag that he'd lie under a table and watch someone have a shit!

Abedelia - I think I know that person too!

Golden rain..... nice

No no no no no no no no no no no no

Will only be weeing on others when i am totally incontinent, and hopefully my mind will have given out on me by then andI wont know about it

If you are not keen, don't do it.

YesSir - I hope so, unless we know two 'victims'!!

Really not my bag, I must say! Although, if you do try it then it's worth knowing that wee is, at least sterile (barring any infections!) and is good for the skin. Not exactly thoughts to get you in the mood though!!!

I was asked to do this a few years ago, I thought what the hell drank a load of water but just couldn't wee, I really needed a wee but just couldn't do it.

Just make sure that you don't eat asparagus before hand

or beetroot.

Am I the only one worried about splashbacks in this scenario?

I mean, I'm a mum, I've learned to pee at high velocity because otherwise I'm interrupted by urchins. I wouldn't want to get a face full of wee splashing back over me.

The ex and I used to climb with this guy who seemed really normal, I mean, nerdy. Big senior-level electrical engineer.

On one long approach, we got to talking, as you do, and he brought up this fetish. Um, apparently some like to um, catch it in their mouths, whomoved, and don't mind a little mess.

After that, he freaked me out whenever we climbed.

Quite a lot of people like this, and it's harmless (unless one of you has a urine infection). Fresh urine is sterile - and a good makeshift antiseptic as well .
It's best to do this sort of sexplay in the bathroom, obviously, though if your bathroom is really too small you could maybe get a paddling pool and keep it just for golden shower times.
If you hate the idea, you don't have to do it, if you're a bit 'meh' about it, it won't hurt to try as long as you feel that your DH will return the favour by indulging you in one of your favourite fantasies that isn't all that much fun for him.

'you could maybe get a paddling pool and keep it just for golden shower times.'

I've read it all now.

I haven't got on to the Handy Household Items for Emergency Kinky Sex Use yet...

SGB makes me laugh.
Always such a sensible and utilitatrian approach to such matters.

It was Mark Oaten that famously paid rent boys to shit on him.

Mark Oaten MP for Winchester that is.

Pmsl at the paddling pool...
SGB, you really will have to start a thread now for that list of yours of Handy Items!!!

DD calls her paddling pool the 'piddling pool'

Proabably going to do it to him but not the other way around.
Will drink lots of water first. Dont think its really yucky but as long as he enjoys it Ill give it a go.