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106 replies

cod · 28/04/2005 16:17

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FLUM · 28/04/2005 16:50

ispose it must be easier than normal sex:

less messy
doesn't matter if ugly/celulite/fat
can be very 'bold'

bold

huggybear · 28/04/2005 16:52

i am brilliant at internet sex (did it a couple of times in my young unmarried days) tbh it does absolutly nothing for me what so ever but the lad seemed to enjoy it. Find it a bit yuk now to think about. Was wondering the other day how much you'd make from doing a phone chat service, sounds like easy money, talking to some perv with corrie on in the background.

HappyDaddy · 28/04/2005 16:52

Was fun when dw and I were in an open forum and pretended to be strangers meeting for the first time. I agree with lou that it was good build up for meeting up after.

HappyDaddy · 28/04/2005 16:53

According to dw its very good money, huggybear.

CountessDracula · 28/04/2005 16:53

open forum? Is that like group internet sex then?

doublestandards · 28/04/2005 16:54

orgy! lol

huggybear · 28/04/2005 16:54

does dw do it then?

HappyDaddy · 28/04/2005 16:56

not exactly, it was an open chat room. similar format to this, but with lots of chatting and attempts at pulling.

She did, in her youth, huggy.

ggglimpopo · 28/04/2005 16:56

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Bugsy2 · 28/04/2005 16:57

It is incredibly easy & as far as I can tell the men I chatted to really got off on it. Doesn't do much for me, unless I actually know the person for real. However, is cheap, safe & no one has to lie in the wet patch

HappyDaddy · 28/04/2005 16:57

PMSL ggglimpopo

Easy · 28/04/2005 16:58

I'm sure it's pretty good money, but honestly it must get terribly boring, going over the "same stuff" over and over for different blokes.

HappyDaddy · 28/04/2005 16:59

It is and the hours can be shit. But then. how many jobs aren't repetitive to a degree.

Easy · 28/04/2005 17:01

Oh yes, I agree even my job is repetitive.

I think I would have problems after a while tho' I'd probably sound sooooo bored (but does that matter to the guys who use theses services?)

HappyDaddy · 28/04/2005 17:03

Apparently the girls used to be playing cards or reading or taking the piss when on the phone to clients. DW reckons you get good at putting on the sexy voice however you're feeling. Watch the film Girl6 to see how it's done.

lou33 · 28/04/2005 17:03

it's all easy peasy

i could knock up an erotic story in five mins no probs

Easy · 28/04/2005 17:05

Well then, I think I've just worked out how to pay for my bathroom to be done up!!

HappyDaddy · 28/04/2005 17:06

Working at that and as other things in soho, dw developed a hatred for men. For a while, anyway. You see the worst side of them.

Easy · 28/04/2005 17:08

I can imagine, sorry didn't mean to make it sound flippant.

I know I couldn't do it really, because it would affect my self-respect (no offence to your dw BTW).

If I was DESPERATE for money, I can see it as an option tho'.

HappyDaddy · 28/04/2005 17:13

You weren't flippant at all. She says she wouldn't do it again, unless she was desperate. Lots of the girls get into big trouble, they often got stalked by the callers.

HappyDaddy · 28/04/2005 17:14

I'm just gutted that I never phoned her place when I was younger!

Easy · 28/04/2005 17:16

Phew, thought I'd killed the thread for a minute there.

I have to say, if dh goes away to work again (a possibility ATM), I'm interested in finding a way to erm.... with him.

nutcracker · 28/04/2005 17:20

I don't see anything wrong in it at all, with your dp/dh/dw or soemone else.

FLUM · 28/04/2005 17:22

is it being unfaithful if you have internet sex with someone or does it not count as no fluieds

nutcracker · 28/04/2005 17:22

but then i am in a slapperish mood today

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