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Why does he not want to??? I thought it was everyman's fantasy...........BUM SEX!!!!

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reallyfatcow · 21/10/2008 17:01

I've begged my dp over and over to partake in anal expeditions but he refuses flatly and says it's wrong!!!!
How can I persuade him it's RIGHT?????

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LadyOfRoffle · 21/10/2008 17:48

This is NOT what I want to be reading while licking the chocolate out of my KP Choc Dip And I was so enjoying that too...

poshbloodencrustedwellies · 21/10/2008 17:49

purple,you are a wealth of information!

Welcome to MN

ComeOVeneer · 21/10/2008 17:50

Yes I had noticed that. A strange troll by all accounts!

FattipuffsandThinnifers · 21/10/2008 17:58

Ok, just seen RFC's other thread about eating placenta - she (/he/it/whatever) refers to her pfb's placenta. Obviously a troll, which seems established anyway.

So whose are the children on the profile??? Really does actually seem sinister.

reallyfatcow · 21/10/2008 18:40

SO HANDS IN THE AIR...MY PTB THEN ...I HAVE 2 KIDS WITH SOMEONE ELSE..IS THAT A CRIME???

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kormAaaarrrggghhhchameleon · 22/10/2008 00:12

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Skramble · 22/10/2008 00:13

LOL at the thought of you rimming your choc dip then reading this [yuch] .

GylesBandwidth · 22/10/2008 00:13

It went about 6 hours ago.

Skramble · 22/10/2008 00:15

reallyfatcow's most recent posts
TROLL OUTING...THE NEW BLOOD SPORT!!! in the _Chat topic

Why does he not want to??? I thought it was everyman's fantasy...........BUM SEX!!!! in the Relationships topic

MOON CUP PLACENTA BUM SEX in the _Chat topic
HMMMMM????? MAKING BLACK PUDDING...ADVICE PLEASE..... in the Food topic

to think that my dp doesn't love me......... in the Am I being unreasonable? topic

Me thinks you are very very bored and perhaps should go to bed now.

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