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Original poster

Why does he not want to??? I thought it was everyman's fantasy...........BUM SEX!!!!

60 replies

reallyfatcow · 21/10/2008 17:01

I've begged my dp over and over to partake in anal expeditions but he refuses flatly and says it's wrong!!!!
How can I persuade him it's RIGHT?????

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FimboGotAxed · 21/10/2008 17:14

Are you a troll reallyfatcow?

poshbloodencrustedwellies · 21/10/2008 17:15

are you on drugs?

WigWamBam · 21/10/2008 17:15

Will you be forcing him into that before or after you force him into eating your placenta?

You have some weird ideas, lady.

Original poster
reallyfatcow · 21/10/2008 17:16

i said ALMOST DUH!!!!!

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FimboGotAxed · 21/10/2008 17:16

Is this another guise of HJ?

GylesBandwidth · 21/10/2008 17:17

If I was "almost anally incontinent", I can't imagine I'd want to persuade anything to squirrel its' way up my back passage, and especially not the unimpressed and slightly reticent penis of my nearest and dearest.

CountessDracula · 21/10/2008 17:17

Are you mentally ill?

Original poster
reallyfatcow · 21/10/2008 17:18

placenta after as a celebratory feast, and yes i am on drugs...prescription only though they stop the voices, i feel lonely now though

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ruddynoraaaaaaggggggghhhhh · 21/10/2008 17:18

you are anally incontinent and trying to do bumsex? is that wise? do you actually leak poo? i imagine that would be off putting for your dp.

Original poster
reallyfatcow · 21/10/2008 17:19

HJ???? i'm almost fl;attered, who is this fabled HJ???

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poshbloodencrustedwellies · 21/10/2008 17:19

haha @ ruddy

BitOfFun · 21/10/2008 17:19

"unimpressed and slightly reticent penis " - Gyles (agree, great name) that is a superb turn of phrase...I shall endeavour to drop it into conversation at least once this week

bobsyouruncle · 21/10/2008 17:20

lol at "just flip yourself over anytime he goes for your fanjo" ruddynora

GylesBandwidth · 21/10/2008 17:20

Bored now.

Original poster
reallyfatcow · 21/10/2008 17:20

I'M NOT ANALLY INCONTINENT!!!!! I SAID ALMOST !!!!! I LOVE EXCLAMATION MARKS AND BUMSEX!!!!! I HEAR VOICES HEEELP!!!!!

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CountessDracula · 21/10/2008 17:21

how dull

FimboGotAxed · 21/10/2008 17:23

If you are going to troll at least be funny.

TracksuitLover · 21/10/2008 17:24

Do you think you are quite attention seeking and like to shock? Don't you feel good enough having conventional fanjo sex?

Neeerly3 · 21/10/2008 17:31

hope this gains pace this evening, need the entertainment - stuck in a hotel in coventry, alone, pregnant......

ComeOVeneer · 21/10/2008 17:33

Goodness it has started early tonight hasn't it!

Lauriefairycake · 21/10/2008 17:37

bit early for this isn't it

I'm eating feckin' cake over here....

FimboGotAxed · 21/10/2008 17:37

COV-there are few threads of similar ilk from RFC today.

Lauriefairycake · 21/10/2008 17:38

anal leakage, reluctant knob up there, anal warts like piles

Purplesplash · 21/10/2008 17:43

I'm new to mumsnet and amazed by the stream of consciousness with no proper answers.

Maybe dp associates it with homosexuality.....guys can be a bit weird about that stuff. root vegetables and a vibrator are a good stand in!

MadameCastafiore · 21/10/2008 17:48

Stick your placenta up your arse!