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Original poster

So was having sex last night and thought..........

29 replies

sexmad · 10/08/2008 19:03

WOW this is a fantastic work out for my abs !!

do you ever have thoughts like that - or is it just me who needs to work on the technique?

(SIL is a mnetter, hence the name change!)

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escape · 10/08/2008 19:05

do it more then - you'll be Paula Radcliffe like in no time at all.

cocolepew · 10/08/2008 19:05

Abs?! were you doing sit ups? Or maybe I don't want to know details

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sexmad · 10/08/2008 19:06

think legs in the air.

ahem.

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SheSellsSeashellsByTheSeashore · 10/08/2008 19:06

isnt that the only way to tone your abs? sexercise!!

fuzzywuzzy · 10/08/2008 19:06

aaages ago when having sex with (then) h, it started to rain and I went 'Oh shit I've forgotten to take the washhing in...' he wasnt best pleased, but hey, he would have been the one getting pissy with me if I'd have left the washing out.....

cocolepew · 10/08/2008 19:06
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sexmad · 10/08/2008 19:08

LMAO fuzzy. classic!

also is it really wrong to look under their arm and see what's on the telly?

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Original poster
sexmad · 10/08/2008 19:34

guess so.

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TracksuitLover · 10/08/2008 22:00

I once farted during the act then couldn't stop laughing. DH didn't mind the farting but said I was putting him off by laughing .

Before DH, I was in the middle of it with someone after drinking too much when I suddenly thought I am going to throw up! I went out of the room for a few moments, can't remember if I did throw up, came back in and carried on. He wasn't bothered in the slightest.

I've made myself sound absolutely foul haven't I . It isn't always like this.

Elasticwoman · 10/08/2008 22:11

LOL at Tracksuit.

My ds aged 8 had a whole week of Sex & Relationship Ed towards the end of last term. The other day he said to me "Mummy, when you and Daddy are in bed together ..." "Yes dear" said I. "Does he ever fart?"

Much much more important to an 8 year old than all that highly improbable fertilisation stuff they tried to make him believe ....

DoubleBluff · 10/08/2008 22:12

I often find myself thinking.....

God I forgot to dust those cobwebs again!

Flamesparrow · 10/08/2008 22:13

Ooh yes I have thought that too. An old friend has been in mags about being a prostitute and she says it is how she keeps her figure

I fell asleep during sex once. Ok, passed out could be a better term for it - had had a lot to drink. i remember the beginning, I remember the end, the middle is missing. DH (then DP) didn't notice he was fairly wasted too though

ConstanceWearing · 10/08/2008 22:14

Sexmad, wait till you get to the stage where you're reading a book and munching an apple behind their head - and you don't even care if you get caught doing it

Wuxiapian · 11/08/2008 14:41

LMAO, you guys.

Wuxiapian · 11/08/2008 14:41

LMAO, you guys.

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sexmad · 11/08/2008 18:58

lmao constance! do you really??

farting during sex... hmm i'd never do that!

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cupcake78 · 12/08/2008 12:14

Oh god this is so normal!!

Regular thoughts of mine are -
Must shave my legs
What shall I do tomorrow
What have I forgotten to put on the shopping list.

Last night it was
"the nights are getting darker alot faster now"

Thats marriage for you
Just pleased i'm getting some tbh

HaventSleptForAYear · 12/08/2008 13:18

Yes this kind of thing happens to me all the time.*

What's really annoying is that it really does ruin it for me - I can't "switch" back again after the "thought".

SO SO frustrating - I need a switch on/switch off button in my head.

Kally · 12/08/2008 13:31

My DP once asked me in the middle 'Did you get your passports yet?'.... I just stopped busying and looked at him. He was waiting for an answer! WTF!

flubdub · 12/08/2008 13:41

lol Kally! Id be sooooo offended!

I do this all the time. We were watching 'Family Guy' the other night, and I said to dp, 'Iv already seen this one.'
He said 'Have you? I havnt.'
Then I realised, I was watching it while he was we were having sex!!

Neeerly3 · 12/08/2008 13:46

during a rather lengthy and dare i say it, dull, encounter i feined being hot, made the boring but eager to please partner of the time get up and open a window, when he got back in bed i was asleep........

1wish · 12/08/2008 13:47

I've took a nice mug of hot chocolate up to bed before, started the act, and then realised i haven't drunk my chocolate yet and that its probably getting cold!!

I couldn't concentrate after that, i just kept looking at the chocolate and thinking for gods sake dp, whats taking you so long?

OsmosisBanana · 12/08/2008 13:52

I often ask inappropriate boring questions in an urgent tone

'wait, wait.... did you put the bins out?!'

or

'wait, wait..... what time am I picking SD up tomorrow'

or

'wait, wait.... i need some cash to pay the council tax tomorrow'.

I am a fucking kinky sex goddess. Make no mistake.

JumpingDizzy · 12/08/2008 13:55

I was thinking that the other day too. Also if you're on your back raised up, clench abs and arse too, bonus!!

sandy4 · 12/08/2008 22:15

him: 'yes...yes...ohhhhh...yes'

me: 'rice...peas...chicken...salad' (not out loud)

sometimes we only have salad for dinner.