So was having sex last night and thought..........

[sexmad]

WOW this is a fantastic work out for my abs !!

do you ever have thoughts like that - or is it just me who needs to work on the technique?

(SIL is a mnetter, hence the name change!)

the only thoughts that i have during sex (if i can remember that far back) is

ooh if i do it doggy he cant see my belly
ooh no but if he tries to grab at my boobs he might feel it, ooh i will trun onto my back and breath in....ooh no im turning blue, ok how about on top.
shit my belly is slapping against his chest ahh shit i have got to lose weight, god this is awful ..how about, oh! he finished, oh right. well that was errrm.... yeah great.

Im mentally counting down until we hear the pitter patter of children who have an inbuilt radar for prevention of siblings!

i'm going to try the abs workout next time.....things to do while having sex. women are good multi-taskers.

wonder what men think about? can't believe i just typed that.

LOL this post is so funny but i totally relate....my DH is never going to let me live down the time we were in the middle of sex and out of no where I said 'cheese' i remembered we had ran out of it earler and needed to get some shopping. he tells everyone....but then i remind him of the time he was very drunk and fell asleep while i was giving him oral....thats obviously how good I am LOL