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To want to beat my size 8 friend to death with a cream cake for saying......

48 replies

Kimi · 01/07/2008 22:03

I had the munchies last night and I ate 4 riveta and some olives

/Kimi has last bit of cheese cake in the fridge whilst wondering about this

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savoycabbage · 01/07/2008 22:05

God that is so sad! OLIVES AND RIVETA......

Tommy · 01/07/2008 22:05

lol

Didn't Liz Hurley say that if she wanted a treat she would have 5 raisins or something

missingtheaction · 01/07/2008 22:05

wow - FOUR riveta? AND olives? what a pig!

kiltycoldbum · 01/07/2008 22:06

oooh ryvita, my fave yum yum! i do like olives very much, especially with a large white wine!

whomovedmychocolate · 01/07/2008 22:06

No, I definitely would have eaten the munchies and left the Rivita

I guess that's why she is a size 8 though, gob too full of bollocks like this to eat!

dittany · 01/07/2008 22:07

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Psychomum5 · 01/07/2008 22:08

is olives bad to have the munchies for then???

I like olives......

altho I have mine with a glass of wine and some pringles and hummus, not ryveta.

but then, I am allergic (severely) to milk, and so have to have munchies for milk-free things.....if I could, I would have muffins and cream!

Psychomum5 · 01/07/2008 22:08

is olives bad to have the munchies for then???

I like olives......

altho I have mine with a glass of wine and some pringles and hummus, not ryveta.

but then, I am allergic (severely) to milk, and so have to have munchies for milk-free things.....if I could, I would have muffins and cream!

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Kimi · 01/07/2008 22:08

Just what I said, I mean at this rate she might have a carrot or some grapes next I love her to bit but I think I might have to educate her as to "the munchies" mind you she did say this in starbucks over a bucket of coffee and a muffin

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Kimi · 01/07/2008 22:12

Oh and she has given birth to 2 children but has a washboard tummy...... she is blond and pretty...I hate her why am I friends with her? she is one of the nicest people on gods earth TBH (even if she is welsh) and just naturally slim.

/kimi looks at empty cheese cake plate and goes to bed.......

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Gobbledigook · 01/07/2008 22:16

Olives and ryvita?!

Well, I'm a size 8 and my munchies take me straight to the mars bars (is that more annoying though?)

castille · 01/07/2008 22:17

Does she have food issues, by any chance?

Psychomum5 · 01/07/2008 22:19

ahhh.....kimi.....hate me instead.

5 kiddies, washboard tummy, sz6/8.......altho not achieved by strong will, (or genetics), achieved by stress and not being able to eat the nice stuff!!!!

((dreams also of unsmashed spike glass filled with icey cold drink))

FairyMum · 01/07/2008 22:20

What a binge-eater. LOL

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Kimi · 02/07/2008 07:49

No she has no food issues LOL she is just slim by nature, and it would seem if you dip rivita in bovril that it's lovely [sick as hell emotiocon).

/Kimi now hates Psychomum5 and removes straw and get another bar of G$B from the cupboard LOL

I stll have babyweight and the last baby is almost 8

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Hecate · 02/07/2008 08:00

I'm sure she enjoyed her little indulgence. Good for her. But that is why she is a size 8 and I, for example, am a size cough cough splutter ahakkaakaa-aa. It's a choice, isn't it. - eat higher cal foods or be slim.

I admire people with high self control in the food department! Now. How can I start to appreciate the snack value of Rivita and olives? ...[thoughtful]

(I'm soooo jealous!! )

OrmIrian · 02/07/2008 08:01

Now ryvita with lots of unsalted butter, cheese and olives would be a suitable munchies feast.

GentleOtter · 02/07/2008 08:06

If you crumble ryvita up it makes a good 'breadcrumb' coating for a nice fat fish. Deep fried of course.

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Kimi · 02/07/2008 08:21

I would rather eat the wrapper it comes in then the rivita TBH I hate them.....
I also do not like olives doomed I am doomed I tell you

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YohoAhoy · 02/07/2008 08:23

I could cheerfully munch on olives as I love them and would prefer them to cake any day.

But it would have to be many olives and hold the ryvita!

Botbot · 02/07/2008 08:42

I used to have a very slim boss (ex-dancer, in fact) who used to eat half a banana as a treat, while I laid into the biscuit tin.

She also once rushed into the office going 'I'm STARVING! Does anyone have a Polo mint?'

She was a size 8. I am a size bloater. I do like Ryvitas though.

izyboy · 02/07/2008 09:21

I prefer the middle ground Size 12 (or is that obese these days?) enjoying proper munchies - but also healthy stuff.

By the way she cant be 'naturally thin' if she thinks 'munchies' are olives and riveta - that's 1960s skinny food, does she also eat Slimcea and really pig out?!

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Kimi · 02/07/2008 09:28

Ize I have seen her demolish a muffin or 2 over coffee before, and a peacan plate and choc chip cookies (not all at the same time) she loves fish fingers and chips, and I have known her since playgroup and she is just on of those bloody anoying women who is silm and meant to be that way.

She is also very active, {guide leader} so always trecking, camping, conoeing, she has two great kids and two jobs.....

I feel I am talking myself out af a friendship her... god I hate her

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Kimi · 02/07/2008 09:29

Izy sorry

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Kewcumber · 02/07/2008 09:37

pmsl at "She also once rushed into the office going 'I'm STARVING! Does anyone have a Polo mint?'"

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