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I'm embarrassed because he said i peed myself

50 replies

Littlel1982 · 20/06/2024 10:30

After being intimate with a man, just touching not full sex. I pulled my jeans on and I felt a bubble of fluid leak from my vagina. He started laughing and said I peed myself and even though it didn't feel like I peed myself he was laughing at me as could be seen through my jeans. Then he messaged and still going on how I peed myself with lol after it

I'm embarrassed and feel ashamed. Has the bubble thing happened to anyone else or did I really pee myself?

OP posts:
Pootles34 · 20/06/2024 10:31

You didn't pee yourself. You do need to do something about the dickhead however.

vodkaredbullgirl · 20/06/2024 10:31

What a dickhead.

Mrsttcno1 · 20/06/2024 10:32

Hi OP, if you’d been intimate were you not just a bit wet down there?

Regardless I wouldn’t be seeing this man again to be honest!

TheCountessofFitzdotterel · 20/06/2024 10:32

Wow he’s really showing up his inexperience at sex.

ByCupidStunt · 20/06/2024 10:32

You didn't pee yourself and even if you did , he shouldn't be mocking you.

Tell him it's unkind, what he did.

LittleLittleRex · 20/06/2024 10:33

He sounds awful, your body is fine and you haven't peed yourself.

Can you reply something along the lines of "it's obvious you've never turned a female on before, but your messages show you are great at turning them off."

pinksheetss · 20/06/2024 10:33

I'd be ditching him for his pure immaturity and lack of sexual knowledge.

You were aroused OP, poor guys probably never been able to arouse someone before if he isn't aware what's gone on.

Panpastels · 20/06/2024 10:34

Does he realise women don't pee from their vaginas?

longdistanceclaraclara · 20/06/2024 10:35

Well he sounds a charmer. and thick as pig shit.

Newnamesameoldlurker · 20/06/2024 10:36

This man is AWFUL. How dare he try to humiliate you like that?! Tell him he's acting like a (horrible) teenage boy who's never had sex before. Then bin him off

Foxblue · 20/06/2024 10:36

Sounds like he's not mature enough to be having sex. How old is he?

SamW98 · 20/06/2024 10:36

He’s a pathetic immature cunt - never let him near your vagina again

And don’t stress about a natural body function that he’s too clueless to understand. He sounds like a child

MartyFunkhouser · 20/06/2024 10:37

I’d say, ‘you need 2 things - a lesson in female anatomy and more experience’.

And then I’d dump the immature prat.

K8ate · 20/06/2024 10:38

He’s an idiot.
How old is he?

Greengrapeofhome · 20/06/2024 10:38

LittleLittleRex · 20/06/2024 10:33

He sounds awful, your body is fine and you haven't peed yourself.

Can you reply something along the lines of "it's obvious you've never turned a female on before, but your messages show you are great at turning them off."

This reply is the best

NoSnowdrop · 20/06/2024 10:38

Just dump him already. What an immature dickhead, such a turn off.

BoxingFoamDollies · 20/06/2024 10:38

MartyFunkhouser · 20/06/2024 10:37

I’d say, ‘you need 2 things - a lesson in female anatomy and more experience’.

And then I’d dump the immature prat.

This ^ in spades, of course you can leak a significant amount of fluid that isn't pee.

Or what Little said above.

Littlel1982 · 20/06/2024 10:39

He's 38 so not a young man but a full grown male

OP posts:
SamW98 · 20/06/2024 10:40

Littlel1982 · 20/06/2024 10:39

He's 38 so not a young man but a full grown male

Well he’s even more pathetic then we all first thought.

He sounds a right charmer - NOT

sanityisamyth · 20/06/2024 10:42

LittleLittleRex · 20/06/2024 10:33

He sounds awful, your body is fine and you haven't peed yourself.

Can you reply something along the lines of "it's obvious you've never turned a female on before, but your messages show you are great at turning them off."

Brilliant!

titchy · 20/06/2024 10:43

Surely the only response is 'Fuck me - 38 and still don't know the difference between vaginal fluid and piss. Thought you had more experience. My mistake.'

HarrytheHobbit · 20/06/2024 10:45

@titchy

This is the perfect reply.

onlinedatingscrewup · 20/06/2024 10:47

Seriously how old is he???

TheCheeseThief · 20/06/2024 10:48

I'd be blocking him, what a looser.

RB68 · 20/06/2024 10:50

38 or 15 its not attractive