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Does pineapple help?

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PineappleAPlenty · 17/06/2024 21:58

I've been told it can help make semen more 'palatable' to swallow, is this true? 🤔

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EvenMoreFuriousVexation · 17/06/2024 22:00

It's true that if you consume a diet which is solely fruit based, it makes semen sweeter. Just drinking a glass of pineapple juice once a day is not going to do it.

Pinkbits · 17/06/2024 22:04

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beetr00 · 17/06/2024 22:04

you don't have to swallow @PineappleAPlenty 🙊😉

Fouche · 17/06/2024 22:05

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I posted the other one and just thought the same thing 🤣😅
Definitely not th same person as me!

Berlinlover · 17/06/2024 22:06

Yes it’s true.

PineappleAPlenty · 17/06/2024 22:12

Haha I can confirm that I am not Fouche & Fouche is not me! 😁

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PurpleBugz · 17/06/2024 22:13

You don't have to swallow or even put it in your mouth if you don't like doing it

PineappleAPlenty · 17/06/2024 22:19

PurpleBugz · 17/06/2024 22:13

You don't have to swallow or even put it in your mouth if you don't like doing it

ITA 👍

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Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 17/06/2024 22:23

Can't you put stuff like this in the Sex topic? I have it hidden precisely so I won't see posts like this.

PineappleAPlenty · 17/06/2024 22:41

@Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g Hmmm, thinking about it I suppose I could have, yeah.

You could report it if you feel that strongly, I guess.

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HairyChin · 17/06/2024 22:45

I wish all I had to worry about was how to make my husbands spunk taste banging.

paasll · 17/06/2024 22:52

Just spit it out.
Pineapple isn't going to make enough difference if you don't want to swallow it at the moment.

paasll · 17/06/2024 22:53

Also pineapple is not going to help the gloopy texture.

Justleaveitblankthen · 17/06/2024 22:57

Why do you need to swallow? Or even have it in your mouth at all.
It's snot from a different orrifice🤨

PineappleAPlenty · 17/06/2024 23:01

🤣 these responses are hilarious!

I never actually said I don't want to swallow, was just commenting on the fact I'd been told pineapple changes the flavour of semen, that's all! 🤣

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seensome · 17/06/2024 23:02

Are you the jizzer or the swallower?
I'd rather just eat the pineapple

TroysMammy · 17/06/2024 23:06

Eww I just saw an advert for smooth lump free mash! Depends if you like or love as the outcome could be spit or swallow.

BrigadierEtienneGerard · 18/06/2024 09:21

PurpleBugz · 17/06/2024 22:13

You don't have to swallow or even put it in your mouth if you don't like doing it

Given the OP's question, I think it fairly safe to assume that she wants to do both of these things.

mumda · 18/06/2024 12:34

Melon does.

I am getting a potato masher advert on this thread. :-/

Lurkingandlearning · 18/06/2024 13:24

If @EvenMoreFuriousVexation is correct, perhaps the idea is to have the pineapple and penis in your mouth at the same time

PansyPolly · 18/06/2024 13:27

Tangent, but I never understood the “spit” advice.

If it’s in your mouth to spit, you have the taste and texture already. If you don’t want that, finish by hand (or by PIV!)

PansyPolly · 18/06/2024 13:27

Lurkingandlearning · 18/06/2024 13:24

If @EvenMoreFuriousVexation is correct, perhaps the idea is to have the pineapple and penis in your mouth at the same time

Ow, scratchy!

BellaDelBosco · 18/06/2024 14:04

Hahaha when I saw the title of this thread I knew what y'all were going to discuss XD

BellaDelBosco · 18/06/2024 14:05

Lurkingandlearning · 18/06/2024 13:24

If @EvenMoreFuriousVexation is correct, perhaps the idea is to have the pineapple and penis in your mouth at the same time

Is that part of a new diet? Only eating things that begin with p?

Cardamomandlemons · 18/06/2024 14:32

Like, on the side? With a garnish?

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