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Does pineapple help?

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PineappleAPlenty · 17/06/2024 21:58

I've been told it can help make semen more 'palatable' to swallow, is this true? 🤔

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It’s absolutely fucking rank. Why on earth any woman would deliberately choose to swallow is beyond me 🤢

PansyPolly · 21/06/2024 22:28

HairyChin · 21/06/2024 22:09

It’s absolutely fucking rank. Why on earth any woman would deliberately choose to swallow is beyond me 🤢

Because I do not find it rank.

I hate aniseed, though. Ain’t it grand how we are all different?

MateysMusing · 21/06/2024 22:37

HairyChin · 21/06/2024 22:09

It’s absolutely fucking rank. Why on earth any woman would deliberately choose to swallow is beyond me 🤢

Have a google for snowballing.

MooseBeTimeForSnow · 21/06/2024 22:43

Pineapple (cock) ring?

BananaLambo · 21/06/2024 23:12

It would make more sense to dip his knob in a penis beaker of pineapple juice before the festivities begin.

BigPussyEnergy · 21/06/2024 23:20

BananaLambo · 21/06/2024 23:12

It would make more sense to dip his knob in a penis beaker of pineapple juice before the festivities begin.

There was a technique doing the rounds a few years go where you used a grapefruit with a hole in it as a kind of ‘sheath’ for a fruity BJ. my ex wasn’t big enough for grapefruit so I used an orange

I also once attempted a champagne BJ but I didn’t have champagne so used cream soda instead. That went down as the only BJ in his life that he didn’t enjoy!

I tried getting him to drink more water for better texture, eat pineapple for sweetness and take zinc (to increase volume) but the zinc made him vomit. So I’m not sure if it works or not, but I’m sure it can’t hurt!

SexSectionNameChange · 22/06/2024 11:59

I see some of you have had this advert too….

Click on it to see what was the comment directly above it 😆.

Does pineapple help?
SexSectionNameChange · 22/06/2024 12:04

PansyPolly · 21/06/2024 22:28

Because I do not find it rank.

I hate aniseed, though. Ain’t it grand how we are all different?

We’re…..we’re all different? You mean that some of us like or dislike things that other people dislike or like? 💡💡💡🥴 😂.

But honestly, the way some people talk about their own opinions is that theirs is the only opinion, and that if they dislike it then naturally the whole world dislikes it too, and anyone having a different opinion is simply wrong. It’s such a shallow way to think. Long live diversity! Long live opinions!

protectoroftherealm · 22/06/2024 12:04

'It’s absolutely fucking rank. Why on earth any woman would deliberately choose to swallow is beyond me 🤢'

I don't find it rank at all! I love giving him a BJ and enjoy swallowing. I really hate the taste & texture of halloumi. Can't stand the stuff, so, I don't eat it!

Theredjellybean · 22/06/2024 13:50

Isn't there some enzymes in pineapple that digests mucus membranes? Which is why your mouth can feel tingly after eating it...? Could cause a very "interesting" sensation on a delicate part of his anatomy if you try the direct pineapple approach.
I tried ginger in a similar way as ginger causes vasodilation and thus more blood to area...it caused something but more yelping than pleasuresable wimpers..

PUGMEISTER21 · 19/08/2024 18:03

PurpleBugz · 17/06/2024 22:13

You don't have to swallow or even put it in your mouth if you don't like doing it

She never said she didnt like it.

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