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How does your partner suggest a bit of slap and tickle?

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Pinkyshoe · 22/03/2024 18:16

Just curious.
A few hours earlier we have a discussion where I’m in the wrong. I probably am.
I thought I’d tidy but he asks me to watch the apprentice with him. We’ve are sat on separate sofas, no previous moves to cuddle, compliment etc. the show ends and he suggests to go upstairs as the kids are out.
To me the idea comes out of the blue and I’m not prepared at all. I don’t want to strip off in the cold in an unmade bed. It’s odd but he sort of goes inwards, it’s like I may as well not be there. It’s a bit too much info but afterwards he will just say ‘sorry , I’m rubbish in bed ! ‘ And then starts talking about the kids/ his work.
I’ve lost my saucy mojo, is this what I’m supposed to expect ? what do other partners do? Ideas please!
Also if it’s relevant.. and it’s kind of embarrassing, I’m 60 so things are not as firm as they once were and I’m now a wobbly 14. he’s always been big - rugby in youth- but he’s now got an enormous stomach. It’s actually not comfy to be ..you know.
what do other people do ?!

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fuckingbastard · 26/03/2024 07:34

😉

DiscoBeat · 26/03/2024 07:46

This thread is hilarious. The mental image of watching Come Dine With Me and then it happens: a flirty look whilst the jaws work up and down on a bar of Dairy Milk. Reciprocated by a swift move to the sofa and a little song in a deep husky voice. I hope these racy ideas aren't nabbed by the screenwriters for the next Fifty Shades...

Pinkyshoe · 26/03/2024 21:21

Ah yes buckleupbarbara you should write saucy books. Tonight I will channel my inner David Attenborough whilst holding a blue riband in a come hither manner and swirling in my naughty nighty.
can’t not be upbeat with you crazy mn saucepots! Thanks though, I was getting a bit blinkered. You are all fabulous.
p.s. I think my version of fifty shades of grey features a low lit moody close up of my white shirts washing pile.

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