It's a knickers one!

[Mumof4AndAManChild]

NC for this
So a few weeks ago I found a pair of knickers in the wash, not mine, definitely not DD's (she's 18). Asked dd if she knows whom they belonged to, she didn't and I forgot about it. I didn't automatically jump to the suspecting of dh.
Today these knickers have reappeared in the wash pile, to be fair they were in with the pile of 'clothes nobody really wears or wants anymore' pile but it got me thinking, who do these belong to? They're a size 16 from George at Asda.,
I said to DH oh must be your fancy woman's, he obviously denied it and was asking who's they were.
He's not screaming lying cheating pr1ck to me but on the other hand, where have they come from ?

Lol yes I totally agree!!

I’d wonder if the 18 year old had a friend stay over or get changed for a night out at yours and they got lost somewhere in her room and scooped up with other laundry. I don’t recall knowing what undies my friends wore!

Has your dd stayed over anywhere?

I've on occasion done that and as I've had no spare Clothes you either borrow a pair or go to work commando.

Could she have just scooped them up off her friends bedroom floor when picking up her own washing?

r you sure they won't fit your dh? You could always look fir them on the asda site see if they have loads if reviews from men like m&s do. You might spot his review ?
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Is there an eight cupped bra to go with tailhole knickers?

When you say in the wash do you mean in the washing machine or wash pile?

@TooMuchToDoTooLittleInclination pretty sire the point was about the pet carrying the knickers, not wearing the damn things

@baileys6904

It would have to be a MASSIVE cat if it wore size 16 knickers. Do you have a massive cat?

WORE. wore, not 'to carry'
🙄🙄🙄

it was a funny comment. No one was fat shaming Size 16 or the cat. FFS

@TooMuchToDoTooLittleInclination
It was a funny comment indeed!
Some folk, eh??! 🤣🤣

The visual image I now have is awesome.......🤣🤣

Tbf size 16 would be fat for a cat.
Pp just brought back memories of my mum using her huge old knickers as a duster.

Jesus @TooMuchToDoTooLittleInclination I was clarifying the comment I was referring to, not yours....

Op have you had any female friends over wearing trousers? It’s possible that they took their trousers and knickers off at the same time and the next day wore the trousers with the knickers that slid down the legs at ops house. This happened to me once walking down the street - and in embarrassment I walked off without picking up my knickers!

@baileys6904

jesus to you too.

the comment I quoted was the original comment, not mine. 🙄🙄

you could admit you TOTALLY overreacted, or you could just stop drawing attention to your daft comment. Either way I'm done trying to explain to you the original comment by another poster was funny not fat shaming s16 OR cats.

@TooMuchToDoTooLittleInclination

Wierdly you don't speak for my feelings and you don't get to dismiss them either.

And that wasn't the original comment BTW, but hey hi let's not let a bit of detail get in the way of belittling someone

Were the knickers originally found when emptying the washing machine?

Fmd

its all there on the thread for everyone to read:

parietal · 22/08/2022 21:49
Also, if DH were guilty of anything, he surely would have tried to hid the evidence after you first found it rather than leave it lying around to find its way back to the laundry.

pet cat or dog?

then this was posted (a funny comment!)

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · Yesterday 07:'

pet cat or dog?'

It would have to be a MASSIVE cat if it wore size 16 knickers. Do you have a massive cat?

Then you chimed in with this nonsense

baileys6904 · Yesterday 09:33
@TwoLeftSocksWithHoles bit of not-so-subtle fat shaming there....

Wierdly, size 16 knickers don't need to be that big (or heavy)

So which part of that, exactly, was not the original comment.

you can feel however the fuck you like, but you can't accuse someone else of fat shaming when they weren't! Unless you're concerned about the imaginary cat.

feel free to explain why im
wrong.

Here is a hedgehog who, for no reason I can fathom, is stealing my sock. You might live next door to me because I can’t guarantee the spiky hate potato isn’t stealing other sundries and depositing them elsewhere.

@YesitsBess obviously your sock was stinking out the neighbourhood and spike was doing everyone a favour by removing it.

Awesome picture! 😂

I knew a dog who was I dressed with socks. He had a stash of them.
My lovely cat used to jump up and grab sheets on the washing line and swing from them she loved it. I never saw her wearing knickers though, least of all sizes 16 ones.

@ShirleyJackson thank you for for that, made me laugh so much that still got tears running down my face by the end of thread 😂😂😂💐

Well, I didn't expect that to happen! 😂

I have an ongoing thread here on hedgehogs, few people have any idea how weird the snorty little weirdos are.

And that’s a freshly washed sock I’ll have you know <hoiks bosom a la Les Dawson>

@YesitsBess the thieving little prick.

Well quite.

@YesitsBess where can I find the hedgehogs thread? It sounds wonderful