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Skidmarks

78 replies

TeenyfraeTroone · 13/12/2007 19:51

Does anyone elses dp/dh have the most horrendous skids? And I mean lumps not skids!
I chuck them out and he gets very offended. He thinks it's normal, and so do I in kids, but he is 46 ffs!

OP posts:
moondog · 13/12/2007 20:27

You show them to your sister ???

Why????

Original poster
TeenyfraeTroone · 13/12/2007 20:29

he starts to get dressed after a shower and is soaking wet. I tell him he is wet, and he takes his clothes off and says "I was just gonna do that"

OP posts:
dividedselfridgesxmaswindow · 13/12/2007 20:34

Has he given birth ever? That can cause Anal incontinence.

SpawnChorus · 13/12/2007 20:39

lol at this thread. LOLOLOL. And

mintchips · 13/12/2007 20:57

Ask him whether he stands up to wipe his arse- both me and my sister had this conversation with our dps (god knows why!) but they both stand up to wipe and I reckon thats why they get skidders. VOM

CliffRichardSucksEggsinHell · 13/12/2007 21:02

Welcome Teeny, I see you just joined us today!

Lovely to have you on board.

LUCYKateallthemincepies · 13/12/2007 21:03

ewww!, get him some kandoo's to wipe with and...

CliffRichardSucksEggsinHell · 13/12/2007 21:04

Is he real?

JinglyJangly · 13/12/2007 21:06

Defo a troll methinks.

Santasmissyontheside · 13/12/2007 21:07

euew yuk gross

ChopsterRoastingOnAnOpenFire · 13/12/2007 21:08

pmsl @cliffrichard

Santasmissyontheside · 13/12/2007 21:08

that was my second though troll lol

amytheearwaxbanisher · 13/12/2007 21:27

oh that is just horrible am wretching

1sue1 · 13/12/2007 21:35

Is this the same bloke who throws shitty nappies around with his mate?

LOVEMYMUM · 13/12/2007 21:43

DH is the opposite - he has a shower after 'doing the business',(sorry, TMI), which is good but not always good when i want to go out and get held up cos he's in the shower again - oh well, at least no skid marks!!

WanderingTrolley · 13/12/2007 21:49

Have you thought about shoving a grenade up his arse, and booting him backwards out the door with the words, "Skid on that, filthwizard?"

Or, failing that, Daz?

madamez · 13/12/2007 21:52

Eyurk! It is of course possible that he has some sort of dirty-ring fetish and is trying to drop a hint to that effect. Either that or what he hasn't told you is that he is slipping off to see a 'friend' on a regular basis for sessions of over-vigorous bouncing on a too-large dildo.
Raider of the Lost Arse, anyone?

JellyNump · 13/12/2007 21:53

If you are to split, shouldn't he wash his own clothes as surely he will need the practise for when he is on his own?

yelnats · 13/12/2007 21:57

pmsl!!! What a funny post. Even DP is laughing - and he does skid - but they're not lumpy he says!! oh I cant stop laughing now

toastedteacake · 13/12/2007 22:05

This thread is vile..... but I just have to keep returning to it to catch up.

OP your other half is grim! Lumpy skids..... bleurch!

Put them under his pillow!

Original poster
TeenyfraeTroone · 13/12/2007 22:13

I often put them under his pillow and he hen re-wears them, without looking at them!

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toastedteacake · 13/12/2007 22:18

Eeurgh!

Has this man no shame?

VVVExcitedAboutChristmasQV · 13/12/2007 22:25
frostythesnowmum · 13/12/2007 22:58

My dh stands up to wipe his bum too I've always thought that very odd.

expatinscotland · 13/12/2007 22:59

this has got to be the most revolting thread i've seen on here in a long time.