Skidmarks

[TeenyfraeTroone]

Does anyone elses dp/dh have the most horrendous skids? And I mean lumps not skids!
I chuck them out and he gets very offended. He thinks it's normal, and so do I in kids, but he is 46 ffs!

Thank you EPIS, I quite agree.

MN pandering to the lowest common denominator. TBH.

i mean, DD2 is just up now (i'm ignoring her in hopes that she'll get sleepy)

she was sick all over her sleep sack and clothes.

but for some reason this thread turns my stomach even more than that.

Teeny no wonder your leaving!
Not a troll btw.

The one time I ever saw an ex partner with skids, I stole them and hung them out on his car aerial, skid side up.

LMAO at Frosty's dog.

Too lazy to wipe and even shpwer without a reminder, is absolutely outrageous behaviour!!!

Can't stop laughing - surely the funniest and grossest thread ever. I like to pretend poo doesn't exist - except with ds (5) as don't want him to get as many complexes as I have!! I stand up - don't understand - what other way is there??

ewwwwwww what a dirty minger, no excuse for not wipin ya arse properly

If you're spilling up why are you so bothered about this now that you need to go to the trouble of posting about it. If you are sleeping apart than I presume he can manage to do his own washing. Problem solved.

meant to say splitting up!

you mean this thread hasn't skidded of the thread road, over the cliff, toppled for a couple of hundred yards, and burst into a massive conflagration??? Yet?

My hubby is a bit overweight and suffers from skids. Says it is due to "access"....

come on ladies, "discharge" is hardly pleasant either

How would you feel if hubby showed your monthly skids to friends and family??

God I am laughting so much at this prospect as I type
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Before you die, you see the (skiddy) ring...

I think it's now silly season on Mumsnet!

Indeed "discharge" isn't pleasant but neither is it an indicator of revolting personal hygiene ..... to be frank, you can't stop vaginal discharge can you, gravity and all that. Whereas you shouldn't have skidmarks if you take care to clean yourself properly. To argue that being a "bit overweight" prevents you from doing that is nonsense, as I'm sure a large number of Mners who are also a "bit overweight" would testify.

Think the OP is well rid.

One of the main reasons I have a not so good relationship with my MIL is that she apparently taught my H to wipe standing up! I am still married to my H but only because I refuse to wash skidded undergruds. He has to spray them with vanish "nuke it" spray and wash them all in a separate hot wash miles away from the rest of our clothes. Otherwise divorce it would be for us too.

I deal with my own spoilt underclothes in a quietly efficient manner. But am talking heavy periods here, not failure to attend to basic human hygiene. Yukkity yukkity yuk.

Knew I'd seen a thread on this topic!! I have a nice new boyfriend - well dressed (style a bit questionable but clean and tidy) smells good, looks good but, his underpants are vile.

And he's left his mark (literally) on my bed.

Being of an upfront nature I have queried this with him - to be told all blokes follow through, it can't be helped and what am I complaining about when I fanny fart (obviously only during certain sexual positions and I'm too bemused to even try and explain the biology of bum farts and fanny farts etc)

What on earth do I do. It is literally ruining my relationship because I am sure I can smell him now - not putting my head anywhere near there unless I know he's just out of the bath - if you catch my meaning !!

This thread has me in stitches

No no no no no, not all blokes, er, follow through. What a load of rubbish...

grrrrrrrrrr, just the thought of him is enough to put me off my cuppa.

Seriously, skid marks are the result of finishing to quickly and/or not cleaning up properly.

Leaving a mark in your bed is quite simply a dumping offence. I cannot see how you could be intimate with him. Oral sex? Don't even go there!

Sorry to be so direct, there is just no excuse whatsoever.

And I AM A MAN!

yuk i missed this first time and wish i'd missed it now
yukyuk

Dirty beggars

PMSL This is so funny!!! LOL

still laughin!!

that would be a Ker-poof moment

It is sooooo funny. Until it happens to you, and your white sheets.....

There was also the moment when I realised what it was and nearly threw my toddler son out of the window in my haste to remove him from the vicinity of such a gruesome early morning discovery !

I've even tried pointing out that I can't poo unless I have a baby wipe nearby (and probably not unless I'm in my own house too but that's another issue) - to make sure the wiping jobs a good 'un - I've actually tried to make him believe it's an OCD problem of mine but to no avail......

Fare ye well then my tag-nut friend.....

men are just rank, i have to put my dh's pants on their own separate boil wash otherwise they make the rest of the laundry stink, they still dont smell fresh even though i used double the detergent. and i wear gloves to fish them out of the laundry basket.
its sooo gross.