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Is there anything my other half can eat to make him taste better to me?

67 replies

Iamshy · 19/10/2007 21:34

Yes, I'm hiding behind another name here for this question. Basically my other half would like me to swallow when I give him a blowjob, but I don't like the taste and it makes me gag which is not pleasant on both sides. Is there anything he can eat so then it improves the taste?

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themoon66 · 19/10/2007 23:36

urgh urgh... chewy? urgh

pinkteddy · 20/10/2007 00:03

see here!

MrsJohnCusack · 20/10/2007 00:07

is this the SATC funky spunk episode?
Samantha tried lemongrass or something

goingfriggincrazy · 20/10/2007 00:10

near puked at the test tube drinking.......

pinkteddy · 20/10/2007 00:11

tis what you pay your licence fee for!

madamez · 20/10/2007 00:22

It's more what he ought to avoid. Too much beer, too much curry or garlic etc. Oh, and make sure he's clean.

Mind you, a good tip is to have a glass of something like brandy or creme de menthe within reach, because if you take a sip and then start sucking, the tingling sensation of alcohol on skin is quite nice for your DH and the alcohol will also numb your tastebuds a bit.

xXxamyxXx · 20/10/2007 00:24

well thats the problem my dh has whats called the gushhe cums about ten is shots the right term?so make him wipe it out and point it elsewhere

purpleduck · 20/10/2007 00:28

"my other half would like me to swallow when i give him a blowjob"

LOLLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

of course he does !!!

Mine probably would too, but methinks he is too worried to lose "those" privaleges!!!

sallystrawberry · 20/10/2007 00:31

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GoredveryveryGored · 20/10/2007 00:33

Ime it tastes of those dissolvable painkillers cannot take those tablets now without making the comparison!
I think fruit is the best thing for changing the taste, any strongly coloured fruit so I'm told, though I don't know why!?

xamyx · 20/10/2007 00:45

shall never be able for a solphadine soluble again!

Elizabetth · 20/10/2007 01:14

My opinion would be to pay attention to what your body is telling you. If it's making you gag don't do it.

Why does he want to do something to you that you find nasty? Tell him to swallow it himself if he needs it in someone's mouth.

SuGaRCoAteDPoiSOn · 20/10/2007 10:07

according to my OH, if I drink pineapple juice during the day it makes me taste much sweeter so maybe that would work on men too?

You're a brave lady tho, I just couldn't do it [boak]

madamez · 20/10/2007 11:30

To be fair, swallowing isn't obligatory, but if it's something that massively turns your DH on and he's prepared to do stuff that massively turns you on but has no direct benefits for him then once in a while grab the cfreme de menthe and go for it.
But if he's nagging about it and not all that generous in terms of giving you what you like, then simply don't do it.

Oh, and I have heard the best trick for men who go on about swallowing to the point of being annoying is: let him jizz in your mouth, slide up the bed and give him a GREAT BIG SLOPPY KISS before you even aattempt to swallow. It's 'romantic'. It's 'sharing the love' between you. And it's a pretty good way of getting your point across.

JodieG1 · 20/10/2007 11:32

I've never swallowed, the thought of it makes me feel sick.

WideWebWitch · 20/10/2007 11:36

In Sex and the City Samantha makes him have a wheatgrass shot I think.

I agree that you shouldn't do anything you don't wnat to do or feel uncomfortable about, of course not.

But there aren't any tastebuds right at the back of your throat

Original poster
Iamshy · 20/10/2007 11:48

Please don't take it the wrong way, but I wasn't on here to ask about why I shouldn't swallow. I WANT TO, I just am not particularly a fan of the taste and have heard that eating certain things can affect the taste.

Besides for all of you saying not to, he does plenty of things for me down below, and so it is a mutual thing, and no he doesn't pressure me into it, he has just said that he would like it if I could and we are trying to look into ways that would help.

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WideWebWitch · 20/10/2007 11:50

OK, well just get on and do it and swallow fast and get it over with then would be my advice, if you're not keen on the taste (gawd, the things I admit to on here)

pollywollydooooooooodle · 20/10/2007 11:54

lucky woman...tell him to stay off the beer, curry,garlic and onions for at least 24 hours, masturbate/have sex earlier in the day, eat lots of fruit....control where it goes (have a no thrusting rule?)then aim at the side of the back of your throat then swallow quickly (can you tell i've been in this position (ahem)

lovecat · 20/10/2007 12:42

I hesitate to admit to knowing this, but there's some stuff you can buy here that claims to do the job...

(and the only reason I know about it is because it caused much hilarity several years ago on a low-carb forum I used to frequent when someone posted to ask what the carb count of semen would be when your man was taking this stuff - like we'd know!?)

DrNortherner · 20/10/2007 12:46

If you gargle with it on the way down it's supposed t be ood for teh vocal cords.

Not a swallower myself personally.

tiredemma · 20/10/2007 12:47

Just swallow it quickly, its not like you have to chew it is it????

have a drink handy.

tada! Pain over.

fawkeoff · 20/10/2007 12:58

tell him if he can swallow it and find it an enjoyable experience then you will glady do it.....otherwise tough shit

Elizabetth · 20/10/2007 14:02

"I WANT TO"

But your body doesn't as it's making you gag. If your body is being as direct as that about something don't you think it might be worth paying attention to? Part of you obviously doesn't like it.

zisforzebra · 20/10/2007 21:39

Iamshy - Pineapple juice and fruit smoothies in general really do work, also make sure that he's drinking enough water. It's never going to taste Lemon Meringue pie but it's definately an improvement.