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Is there a name for H’s who do zero childcare of housework but...

75 replies

Uselesstwatmagnet · 27/05/2020 19:51

...pop in to family life for 10 mins a day to critique your care of the DC and the state of the house based on assumptions gleaned from 1 minute of observation?

OP posts:
SuperLoudPoppingAction · 27/05/2020 19:53

Wankbadger?

suziedoozy · 27/05/2020 19:54

Divorced?

PresidentBeeblebrox · 27/05/2020 19:54

It is definitely wankbadger

KaronAVyrus · 27/05/2020 19:54

Ex

Longdistance · 27/05/2020 19:55

A fucking useless twat?!

Thingsdogetbetter · 27/05/2020 19:56

Let's merge: wankbadger who deserves to be divorced.

PearsMorgan · 27/05/2020 19:57

Dullard

tiredanddangerous · 27/05/2020 19:59

An utter cunt?

Candyfloss99 · 27/05/2020 19:59

Yes they are called ex husbands.

5LeafPenguin · 27/05/2020 19:59

Celibate

molifly14 · 27/05/2020 19:59

Disney dad

CrystalMaisie · 27/05/2020 20:00

Cock womble

DioneTheDiabolist · 27/05/2020 20:00

Lazy bastard.

Opentooffers · 27/05/2020 20:01

Extremely sexist, likely to be devorced soon.

Gotobloodysleep · 27/05/2020 20:03

Cunt

MrsRogerLima · 27/05/2020 20:05

Twat

LonnyVonnyWilsonFrickett · 27/05/2020 20:06

STBEXH, hopefully.

scheffsm · 27/05/2020 20:06

Fucking knob

Lavendella · 27/05/2020 20:07

Ex

EL8888 · 27/05/2020 20:13

Seagull husband. Sounds like he doesn’t do much but fly around squawking, shits on everything and then flies off

Or soon to be ex-husband

LovingLola · 27/05/2020 20:15

A terrible husband
And a shit dad

BillieEilish · 27/05/2020 20:17

I love seagull husband.

I have one. OP hope you're ok.

I am a dirty, messy, lazy alcoholic apparently. But I've managed to single handedly raise a beautiful DD on my own. With NO input.

WhatASadLittleLifeJane · 27/05/2020 20:17

Fuckwad

Gobbycop · 27/05/2020 20:20

Lazy cunt?

sunflowersandtulips50 · 27/05/2020 20:22

oh dear he is treating you like the hired help.... wouldnt be for me I am afraid

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