Is there a name for H’s who do zero childcare of housework but...

[Uselesstwatmagnet]

...pop in to family life for 10 mins a day to critique your care of the DC and the state of the house based on assumptions gleaned from 1 minute of observation?

Seagull husband is brilliant!!

What does he contribute OP?!

Twunt (that's a cross between a twat and a cunt)

My ex husband used to do this.

Mine?

Darling is that you?

A prick!
But seagull is brilliant

Seagull husband is a thing of brilliance

A waste of time

A retail manager?

I had a seagull ex, all the above behaviour and used to expect to be fed too

@Crikey0000 seagulls are greedy bastards and root through dustbins. Just saying

The deceased?

Bumholes?

Disney Dad?

I'm going with Ex Cunt. Urgh.

Hypocrites.

Disney Dad is s Dad that does fuck all practical, but does things like take the kids to McDonald's (because he can't be arsed to make dinner/hasn't got good in/can't cook properly) or buts kids stuff all the time (because he spends so little time with the kids, he feels like he should get them stuff to assuage his guilt).
Will let the 7yo stay up til 10pm eating sweets, because he has no idea what to do for a bedtime routine. Will take kids to play centres and but them ice-cream, because he can't just be with his kids, in case he has to discipline them.. etc

Basically does all the fun stuff and none of the boring.

My ex!!
He has had no choice but to step up since we have seperated and he spends so much more time with the kids now then he ever did!!
It worked out loads better for them and me 😊

"OMG, darling, I realise you are so right. I am useless. So useless that I am going to step back completely and let you show me how it should be done. I need to learn from a master. I suspect I will need at least a year of watching you before I get the hang of it. Let's start right now. What's the matter, darling? You've started looking green..."

Ask him that exact same question and the response will tell you all you need to know.

"Did somebody say something, I thought I heard a strange whining noise?"

That's all you need to say.

Ex

The Bastard, as in the popular phrase LTB.

Ah yes, I remember him now.

Yep: cunt.