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Online bloke rang and asked how much I weigh

49 replies

Howdoyousleep · 26/07/2019 20:11

I was chatting briefly online to a guy who seemed really nice and he asked me to meet him for a drink. Thank god we chatted on the phone first.

Within about one minute he asked, how much do you weigh as I don’t do fatties. Then he said, can I make love to you tonight? I said, I’m not looking for anything casual and he said, neither am I. He said, I’d love to take you for a drink on the weekend. I said, you’ve put me off now, we’ll leave it there. Then he sent me two texts saying, sorry x.

I’m thinking I’ve had a lucky escape. Poor woman who does meet up with him. Eugh.

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kunderscorej · 26/07/2019 20:12

Lucky escape!

Xxalisoncxx · 26/07/2019 20:17

I had one once say ‘can I make love to your bum’ after a quick my names Phil, how are you? Definite lucky escape, ignore and block before he carries on x

NoBaggyPants · 26/07/2019 20:19

You know what he was doing whilst you were talking...

qazxc · 26/07/2019 20:22

Well he sounds like a charmer.

MonroeM · 26/07/2019 20:26

He doesn't do fatties and presumably you don't do twats.

Then he said, can I make love to you tonight?

At least he was polite! Many blokes would use the F word without hesitation, it sort of cuts out any ambiguity and lets him (and you) move on if it is a big no.

You would not make love on a first date even if you did have sex with him. Making love is for boyfriends/husbands. F*ing is for one night stands.

category12 · 26/07/2019 20:26

Did you answer him about your weight? I'd have ended the conversation there - were you just stunned?

newmomof1 · 26/07/2019 20:35

I also think he sounds charming as he wants to make love to you.
Go for it OP, sounds like a keeper to me.

Original poster
Howdoyousleep · 26/07/2019 20:38

I didn’t answer him but I was so shocked I let him carry on the conversation.

He’s just rung again so I have blocked him.

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Mrsmummy90 · 26/07/2019 20:40

Omg what a fucking creep! Lucky escape!!

RevealTheLegend · 26/07/2019 20:43

I think he sounds wonderful
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MonroeM · 26/07/2019 20:47

If you let him carry on the conversation he very probably had one hand down his pants etc. etc.

Lovely man. A lot of them about. Smile

Yogagirl123 · 26/07/2019 20:52

Dodged a bullet there, big time. You should have asked him for his vital statistics 😂 no scrub that it might have turned him on! Keep him blocked.

SootySueandSweeptoo · 26/07/2019 20:54

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Ticklemeelmo · 26/07/2019 20:58

The entitlement! I'm sure he looked like Brad Pitt Grin

RoseOfSharyn · 26/07/2019 20:58

I once had a bloke open a conversation with 'I wanna snort coke off your arse'.

SmellbowSpaceBowl · 26/07/2019 21:01

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IamtheOA · 26/07/2019 21:03

I think you need to move this to the " you couldn't make this up" thread.....

DaisyChainsGetBroken · 26/07/2019 21:05

Uugh

ithinkiammelting · 26/07/2019 21:11

You should have said "I'm 14 stone, but I carry it well since I'm 6 ft 4. You should see my brothers, LOL"

MaeveDidIt · 26/07/2019 21:16

@ithinkiammelting
🤣🤣🤣

Lozzerbmc · 26/07/2019 21:41

You’ve dodged a bullet as they say - what a twat!

Ginger153 · 26/07/2019 22:06

@MonroeM 'He doesn't do fatties and presumably you don't do twats'

Brilliant! Sums it up perfectly. Onward and upward OP!

DorothyParkersCat · 26/07/2019 22:19

My friend had a guy ask her on a first telephone chat (also online dating) whether she waxed her genitals, said he prefered hair lasered off and asked her if she masturbated.

He was good looking and very very wealthy. She didn't meet him you'll be pleased to know. He seemed a bit entitled!

Mother87 · 26/07/2019 22:24

And they say romance is deadGrin

Mother87 · 26/07/2019 22:26

RoseofSharyn - how DID you resist🤣🤣