Am I a bad person to find this hilarious!

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Little while back a got a call from my ex to tell me that the teenage he left me for has an STI. He was obviously cheating with her and fucking her before we broke up because he sheepishly said I should get myself tested too. So far so awful.

During the conversation he tried to pin the blame for the STI on me, claiming that I must have given it to him and him to her - because I had a one night stand over a year ago when we were broken up (he dumped me then got upset when I tried to move on!) We eventually got back together because I'm an idiot but he refused to believe that I had used protection with the other guy (which I did). So therefore, according to him, it must be all my fault.

Well guess what?! My test came back clear!!!! 😆 😆 So it wasn't from me after all, as I told him, and the teenager he left me for has lied to him and consequently given him an STI 😂 😂

Am I a bad person for finding this hilarious and wanting to tell everyone we know?!

Karma 😂🤣

I hate him.

But don’t you lower yourself to his level.

Sounds doomed from the start and I’m glad you’re away from him.

Haha! Karma is a B*tch!

Could you be a carrier, but not ‘have it’? I’d check that out first. Just to be sure.

Then I’d take GREAT delight in taking a photo of the letter/report and sending it to him.

He’s an atrocious wanker & she’s no better (assuming she knew he had a partner). I wish them both plenty of discomfort (though nothing life changing, I’m not thatmean. But I wouldn’t blame you if you were!!)

Oh I think you should smugly revel in that for a while!

I'm not going to tell anyone obviously, I'm quite happy in the knowledge that I was fucking right and now he is stuck with a lying bitch (who 100% did know he had a girlfriend and fucked him anyway) like he deserves 😂

Karma is indeed wonderful! I gleefully sent him a screenshot of the text saying I was all clear 😄

Go on girl!

Let him and the little rat have at it.

Or he has been cheating on her now too, and is trying to cover his tracks on all fronts by blaming you. Very possible. Sounds like an absollllute catch either way

I usually hate it when people look smug, but you should delight in wearing a very smug expression for a good long while over this!

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the karma train always comes around. Perfectly timing, right before Xmas! 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Everybodyyyyyyy song along ...

"On the first day of christmas my true love sent to me.....An incurable ST-DDDD"

I hope you put enjoy your burning pisspipe at the end of the screenshot

LMFAO

Ugh bloody hell, no serves him right!

Merry Christmas to him!

Closetbeanmuncher

Don’t. No more.

That’s so catchy I will be singing it later 😂

Quite possibly @Dirtybadger, I have seen him on a dating site too! 😂

That's brilliant @Closetbeanmuncher!! Love it! 😆

Karma is a motherfucker like that.

I hope you made good use of the middle finger emoji in your text.

Make sure you send a picture of your results to her as well in case he has cheated on her and therefore given it to her instead of the other way round. Then revel in the complete hilarity of it all 🤣

This thread has made my night.

Merry Christmas OP!!!

She definitely has it for sure either way @mushlett, he only found out because she was getting a LARC and got tested as a result! I did tell him not to stop using condoms with her until she got tested just in case but he wouldn't listen, he just blindly believed her stupid lies 😂 Told you so!

I'm breathing a huge sigh of relief @RoseOfSharyn, it's a great Christmas present! 😆

Hahaha just text him the pic with a caption saying Ho ho ho motherfucker!!!

Looks likes [insert name of slaggy mcslag pants here] gave you a Xmas present early after all :).

You already knew it wasn't you, and he'll have probably known it was him who had one (since he is the scummy cheat while his latest victim is only just out of childhood and naive- I know which one I wouldn't trust) but will have had to ring you and let you know.
At least you can put this whole unsavoury episode behind you and enjoy Christmas worry-free.

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*Everybodyyyyyyy song along ...

"On the first day of christmas my true love sent to me.....An incurable ST-DDDD"***

Poor cow probably got it from him, so I wouldnt be mean to her about it. She may be his affair partner but lets face it, she is still very young and naive.

However, I would laugh til I pissed myself that he picked it up on his travels. He probably only messaged you to "prove" to his child bride that it couldnt possibly have come from him. I would message her your results too if you can.

I’d be laughing my ass offwhich may be a little mean but...yeah, I’d still laugh.

I wouldn’t spread the gossip around, however. I might tell a good friend and I would not tell her in confidence. If it spreads, it spreads. Bit Ike an STD in that respect.

Am I a bad person to find this hilarious

Nope