Little while back a got a call from my ex to tell me that the teenage he left me for has an STI. He was obviously cheating with her and fucking her before we broke up because he sheepishly said I should get myself tested too. So far so awful.
During the conversation he tried to pin the blame for the STI on me, claiming that I must have given it to him and him to her - because I had a one night stand over a year ago when we were broken up (he dumped me then got upset when I tried to move on!) We eventually got back together because I'm an idiot but he refused to believe that I had used protection with the other guy (which I did). So therefore, according to him, it must be all my fault.
Well guess what?! My test came back clear!!!! 😆 😆 So it wasn't from me after all, as I told him, and the teenager he left me for has lied to him and consequently given him an STI 😂 😂
Am I a bad person for finding this hilarious and wanting to tell everyone we know?!