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Original poster

How big is too big?

64 replies

howbigistoobig · 15/04/2007 22:08

Have met a lovely man, been on 2 dates, emailed lots and chatted on the phone. He is a pilot (ex RAF) well educated, well spoken, good looking, nice build, financially stable and a good kisser BUT.....
He has told me he has a very very large member and many women have dumped him because of that and that alone.

Now would you keep going until this issue came up (scuse the pun) or keep him as a friend? He is really concerned and I have seen a picture. We are talking 12" long and 8" diameter (thats a shake and vac tin! lol)

Ex hubby was 9x5 and that always had go very very gently

I really don't know what to do

OP posts:
Oblomov · 15/04/2007 22:15

The guy sounds like a COCK

Crazydazy · 15/04/2007 22:16

Better a downer than an upper I would say.

scatterbrain · 15/04/2007 22:16

Beaver ? Don't you mean Otter ?

AnOtter · 15/04/2007 22:16

ha ha!

Crazydazy · 15/04/2007 22:16

Maybe you should change your name AnOtter

themoon66 · 15/04/2007 22:16

Puts the size zero debates in a whole new light

scatterbrain · 15/04/2007 22:17

So - have you measured your fanjo at umm full stretch ?

You'll have to see if you can get it in I suppoose - only one way to find out really !!

Heathcliffscathy · 15/04/2007 22:18

ok this is pretty much a cert for trollage but....too big can be a problem...but why on earth are you worrying about it now? why odn't you wait until it does become a problem if it is every going to be one.

pmsl about photos of it being sent. ffs.

AnOtter · 15/04/2007 22:19

practice with errr shake n vac or pringles boxees

littlelapin · 15/04/2007 22:20

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Oblomov · 15/04/2007 22:21

Pringles. Get lost. Liar, liar pants on fire - Northerener, you are taking the piss/ cock yes - no one has a dick that big.

Crazydazy · 15/04/2007 22:23

do the shake and vac
with a nice big crack
do the shake and vac before you hit the sack

DimpledThighs · 15/04/2007 22:32

I didn't know you could still buy shake 'n' vac.

What a bizarre size guide!

Original poster
howbigistoobig · 15/04/2007 22:33

Concerned now as this guy ticks all the right boxes but I believe to have a whole healthy relationship, sex should be a part of it

Having spoken to male friends in a similar position, they have had relationships where sex was an issue due to their size. So has this bloke which is why he mentioned it.

I was expecting to have the piss taken quite so much, was just looking for a womans point of view

Do you risk falling in love with someone, knowing that sex may be an issue?

An ex boyfriend bought up the fact he only had one testicle and was embarrassed and it sometimes affected his performance. Men can be insecure too

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peanutbutterkid · 15/04/2007 22:43

Must be pssible to get willy reductions on the NHS. Waiting list must be very long, of course.

scatterbrain · 15/04/2007 22:45

Long and very wide I suspect !

elasticbandstand · 15/04/2007 22:46

or overcharged privately

Genidef · 15/04/2007 22:46

You've seen a picture - how do you know it's his???

Original poster
howbigistoobig · 15/04/2007 22:47

Thanks for nothing

Going back to my old name now

OP posts:
scatterbrain · 15/04/2007 22:49

How rude !! you got some good advice there !

elasticbandstand · 15/04/2007 22:50

try it and see you might be pleasantly surprised. what have you got to lose

Oblomov · 15/04/2007 22:53

or loose ?

Oblomov · 15/04/2007 22:53

LOL - Peanutbutter. I mean really LOL

DimpledThighs · 15/04/2007 22:54

howbig - sorry you felt this didnt help but TBH if you are a regular poster you should have known what to expect - maybe a different name change and thread title would have helped.

MrsApron · 15/04/2007 22:55

am rofl at NQC's relaxed and open.