SHIT- I think I need to cancel my wedding

[pasteur]

DP has told me that he would like to wear this on our wedding day.

At first I thought he was joking, but now I think he is serious. I just don't know how to go about cancelling. Telling DP will be hard enough - but what about all the family and friends. I am so embaressed and feel like such a fool.

why on earth not Nadine?

HppyDaddy - would you suggest wearing a dress - even if it was a wind-up.

I mean this is serious it is not wind-up territory as far as I am concerned.

pasteur, you need to be asking your man this, not us. If you can't even talk to him about this, what hope does your relationship have?

Tell us what the other "twists" are

don't know why you're worried, he'll look lovely

This is a trip trapp i would walk away now ladies & men

How the f* did you do that, Baggot? I am full of admiration.

NB

What's a trip trapp?

i can't remember if Nadine Baggot is the name of a make-up artist or a hairdresser in an advert...

Either way, perhaps you could offer some advice for the big day?

lol NB

Yes is he a MANLY man or do you suspect he harbours some confusion about his gender?

Is he broad and wears pink shirts with chest hair poking through, or is he slightly girlie and has trouble chewing meat?

Nah - he's got no goaty!!!

The other twists?

The main one was that I was going to wait at teh alter and he was going to walk down the ailse. Do you think that might be why he wants the dress?

I have visions of you in a lovely three-piece gray suit and him mincing down the aisle looking like Jordan

I think you need to sit down and have a chat

p.s. Have you noticed that any of your clothes are slightly mis-shapen, like someone has been WEARING them.... ?

Nadine Baggott - celebrity beauty editor. Knows much about pentapeptides. Would be ideal to get skin in shape for the big day!

Nadine Baggot - Pentapeptides, Oil of Olay (Ulay) Regenerise cream. The cream is fantastic, incidentally, but I had more wrinkles than her at six. She's had botox.

Oh, talk to him quick and then come tell us what he says!

PANIC OVER

He has just been out to teh bathroom. I asked him about it and he assurems me that it was just about him wanting to add to teh "walking down the aisle" twist. I think I believe him.

Thankyou for your comments

So you panicked over a joke? You could have asked him much earlier, you know.

go and relax with some hamster stew

or get your cat to play with a football

and when you DO get married don't nick the soap from the hotel

Well I am PMSL at all your comments more than mine!!!

So you are related to pasteur. Good call, Nadine

Well I don't know. The fact that you didn't know if he was serious or not makes me think you need to do some serious work before the marriage. Just a thought.

quite agree MT. if DH said this to me I'd know he was kidding and whats more would go along with it, taking him seriously, till he had to back down