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Is it OK to do 'it' with a baby in the room?

117 replies

12yeargap · 29/03/2007 00:49

Seriously - do/should you have sex - quietly and discreetly - with a (small, sleeping) baby in the room in a cot or moses basket? I honestly don't know if this is completely normal, or utterly-depraved-call-social-services behaviour. But it's nearly six weeks soon since baby was born, so I'd sort of like an opinion on this before the situation arises...thanks.

OP posts:
minkybiscuit · 29/03/2007 12:39

Oh god, sat at the end of the room btw not on the end of the bed...aagh!!!!!

willywonkasEgghunt · 29/03/2007 12:40

This thread is going so wrong in a very good way

sweetkitty · 29/03/2007 12:43

pmsl at this thread I remember when DP and I first got together we used to do the deed in my bedroom but I had a cat who always slept on a chair in my room so we used to turn the chair around to face the wall so he couldn't watch us (but you know what cats are like he would have probably scored us out of ten).

My parents had a little lock at the top of their bedroom door now I know why {sick emoticon}

nailpolish · 29/03/2007 12:44

minky htat is a lovely hole you are digging there

HoppyDaddy · 29/03/2007 12:45

My cat used to sit and watch. Dirty bugger.

Recently dd shouted to her mum from her bedroom. DW shouted "Coming", looked at me and said "Ooh, I am as well". Cracked me up.

minkybiscuit · 29/03/2007 12:45

I'm shutting up now as I can't trust myself to speak!!

nailpolish · 29/03/2007 12:46

cats can be so critical too

and they give you a look of distaste

HoppyDaddy · 29/03/2007 12:46

Even worse when they just turn away, as if to say "that wasn't worth watching".

willywonkasEgghunt · 29/03/2007 12:47

But they seem to think that it's perfectly OK to lick their arse in front of you

HoppyDaddy · 29/03/2007 12:48

And then your face...

sweetkitty · 29/03/2007 12:48

Cats have a permanent look of distaste on their faces as if they are disgusted they actually have to share the planet with anyone else.

kittypants · 29/03/2007 12:48

im in a foul mood but this is cheering me up.

nailpolish · 29/03/2007 12:49

kitty thats what i love about cats

HoppyDaddy · 29/03/2007 12:49

That's why I love cats.

HoppyDaddy · 29/03/2007 12:49

NP, SNAP!!

Karmamother · 29/03/2007 12:50

willywonka, you've just reminded me of a similar situation revolving around 'I'm coming'. The kids were dispatched into the garden for a 10mins play before we were going out to the cinema. DP & I grabbed the chance for a quickie upstairs. His DD was bored & kept shouting up the stairs as she was keen to get going. Just as DP was getting to the best bit, she yelled "Are you coming?" Her timing was impecable.

sweetkitty · 29/03/2007 12:51

me too!!!

Karmamother · 29/03/2007 12:53

My cat jumped onto DP's back as were doing the deed. I think he wanted a better view.

HoppyDaddy · 29/03/2007 12:55

Is it time for an "Is it OK to do 'it' with a cat in the room?" thread?

Once I was crawling naked on the floor, looking for a sock. Cat lay down underneath me, looked all playful and...

...scratched my cock!!! I had to be peeled from the ceiling with a spatula.

nailpolish · 29/03/2007 12:55

lol karma

i can just imagine a cat doing that

nailpolish · 29/03/2007 12:56

hd the cat probably thought it needed a wash

nailpolish · 29/03/2007 12:56

at least the cat didnt LICK it HD

HoppyDaddy · 29/03/2007 12:57

How could a lick be worse than a scratch? It really hurt!!!

nailpolish · 29/03/2007 12:57

i think i need to do something more constructive...

nailpolish · 29/03/2007 12:57

er, yiou would rather your cat licked your knob?????????

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