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pregnant lap dance

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lovingmumhood · 07/04/2017 18:04

It's my husband and my second wedding anniversary in June and we have a nine month old and I am 22 weeks pregnant.

On our anniversary I will be two months off giving birth! So I will have a big bump.

I've wanted to give him a lap dance quite a few times and this year we said we wouldn't spend any money on anniversary being we are low income and tight budget. I tried to give him one before and he loved it but about two thirds of the way through the dance I totally psyched myself out and chickened out of it.

My question is how do you have the confidence - especially with a bump!

I was thinking of wearing nice undies on the bottom half and a huge white shirt so when I reveal my bum and boobs (sorry tmi but there you go) I can still cover the bump since I don't actively find that to be a 'sexy' body part being that it is my baby.

What can I do to get confidence and be sexy even as a human basketball? :O totally not 'that girl' normally.

OP posts:
Catlover1970 · 07/08/2021 23:57

I think you are overthinking it. Try not to be too contrived as it will all look very awkward and embarrassing for you both

SparklingLime · 08/08/2021 00:02

@lovingmumhood

lol not sure he or I would find a lapdance from him the best, he'd probably be so awkward
That’s OK… he can go to classes and work on his confidence. Some props and sexy underwear might also help his awkwardness.
SparklingLime · 08/08/2021 00:05

Urgh. ZOMBIE.

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