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Eurgh.....horrible message, just needed to vent

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stubbornstains · 31/12/2016 22:39

Just needed to get this one off my chest, so that it doesn't have me tossing and turning all night.

I had an internet date 2 nights ago, and thought he was....mmmm....OK, decent-ish bloke, but not quite my type. (Plus, he blew vape smoke in my face. Ick).

He seemed pretty keen, but I'd kind of decided I didn't want to see him again by the end of the evening, so we parted without saying much. I was considering sending him a message apologising and wishing him all the best though, but he'd implied he was messaging other people too, so I thought, on reflection, he'd probably get over it PDQ.

Now he's sent me a message calling me a "fucking bitch", saying "he had his tongue up my arse all evening" (probably why I felt increasingly uncomfortableGrin) and inviting me to fuck off etc.etc.....Now he's deleted his account, so I can't even respond (probably for the best, mind).

My feathers are ruffled. What a shit last happening of the year Sad.

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Potnoodlewilld0 · 31/12/2016 22:41

Wow! This is a blessing in disguise can you imagine him not showing his true colours and you actually liking him.

This is a good thing Flowers

Wheredidthebackboobscomefrom · 31/12/2016 22:41

Awww Ignore him he sounds like a fool. Have a happy new year x

ChapstickLegends · 31/12/2016 22:41

WTF? Let me get this straight, he hadn't heard from you so he messaged you with abuse? SadAngry

HecateAntaia · 31/12/2016 22:42

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

Megatherium · 31/12/2016 22:42

You dodged a bullet there.

HecateAntaia · 31/12/2016 22:43

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GerardNoWay · 31/12/2016 22:44

What an arsehole!

I'd be frustrated that I couldn't reply and tell him exactly what his failings were, but as you say that's probably for the best.

Shitty way to end 2016, but take it with a pinch of salt. He'd obvs got his knickers in a twist as you hadn't messaged him post-date gushing about how awesome it was and how you couldn't wait to see him again. You're well out of it. It speaks more of his insecurities than your failings.

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stubbornstains · 31/12/2016 22:44

Precisely, chapstick. Although I think he'd got the impression I didn't want to see him again by the end of the date- nothing definite actually said, but he walked off without saying goodbye. Which I thought slightly churlish, but thought "Oh well, feelings are hurt, never mind"....

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ChapstickLegends · 31/12/2016 22:44

Hecate I agree, whether the OP messaged him or not he has got serious issues and it's great that she found out early!

OP do you know 'bye felipe'?

sotiredbutworthit · 31/12/2016 22:45

Wow! I'd say that was lucky and that you dodged a bullet! Forget him and his immature behaviour. You are worth a lot more than that! Xx

ChapstickLegends · 31/12/2016 22:45

Sorry cross post.

He didn't say goodbye? Confused

Horrid, is all I can say.

ineedamoreadultieradult · 31/12/2016 22:45

Lucky escape.

Destinysdaughter · 31/12/2016 22:46

See this is a really good thing as he's shown you what an arse he is and your twat radar is working really well.

Rejoice!Xmas Smile

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stubbornstains · 31/12/2016 22:49

Yeah, part of me would want to send him a frosty and ever-so-dignified reply, gerard, but that could lead to a shitstorm of abuse. Best left, I know....

Aw, this has been my first sally into OLD for 5 years, and I wanted to come away from the encounter with "Well, he wasn't quite right, but hey nice guy anyway" vibes, rather than "Fuck! Narrowly avoided psychopath!" vibes Sad.

I haven't got any decent messages from anybody else yet (quivery lip).

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TheThingsWeAdmitOnMN · 31/12/2016 22:49

WTAF. He messaged you that out of the blue?

ChuckSnowballs · 31/12/2016 22:50

I would take it as a compliment that you saw his true colours so well. Nice one.

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stubbornstains · 31/12/2016 22:50

What's "bye felipe"?

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GerardNoWay · 31/12/2016 22:52

Did you mean 'Bye Felicia' Chapstick?

If so, that is one of the best autocorrect fails ever and shall be using 'Bye Felipe!' from now on!

Pheebs770 · 31/12/2016 22:52

Oh definitely submit it to bye Felipe !

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stubbornstains · 31/12/2016 22:53

Here is the message in all its hideousness- for cathartic purposes:

"Christ ....I wish I could find a way of deleting you on here.......I'm not even smart enough to do that !! what a stupid fuck wit I am though ....Spent all my time with my tongue up your arse, and all you did was fuckin insult me .....Still you can fuck off , and good luck on your next date ......Oh ,and I'll try and grow a pair in the meantime...There you go bitch .....you said you like swearing ...lol (: Oh ,and a Happy new year of course x"

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GerardNoWay · 31/12/2016 22:54

Nope! Apparently Bye Felipe is a meme in its own right!

knowyourmeme.com/memes/bye-felipe

Pheebs770 · 31/12/2016 22:54

Instagram

Eurgh.....horrible message, just needed to vent
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stubbornstains · 31/12/2016 22:55

He must have seen insult where none was intended; I certainly didn't set out to insult him Hmm

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GerardNoWay · 31/12/2016 22:56

Bizarre man.

MiscellaneousAssortment · 31/12/2016 22:57

Vile person. Poor you. So annoying that he's such a control freak that he took away your ability to reply... such a little man. Ugh.

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