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i had sex with my husbands twin :(

577 replies

mangamummy · 14/02/2007 13:31

sounds like something from take a break doesnt it

it was last christmas and we all went to a villa in france, DH and his brother and father stayed up playing some japenese drinking game, and i went to bed early - but had had my fair share of a bottle of potent red wine.

a few hours later (who i thought was) DH came in woke me up, was toatlly pissed and we started kissing ect, i sensed something was completly wrong, and when i got my senses back realised it was BIL, but went ahead anyways

after he went back down stairs - and i drifted back off to sleep

anyways the next day all three of them were asleep downstairs and the day continues as normal

when i woke up the next day i was in shock, i went to the toilet and was sick, i told DH i was ill and we went home early,

ive seen BIL 4 times since and havent said anything to him about it

should i bring it up?? or tell DH??

OP posts:
twelveyeargap · 14/02/2007 14:51
bundle · 14/02/2007 14:51

from the pictures in heat, kerry wouldn't be able to get near a keyboard atm..

MrsGordonRamsay · 14/02/2007 14:52

I am LGJ I changed last weekend for a thread where people were lusting after my darling Gordon.

He was last seen leaving EPIS's house and heading for NoddyHolders. Last time he went to NH's he didn't come out of her bedroom for a week.

piglit · 14/02/2007 14:52

No. Cod is not Kerry Katona. I think Kerry Katona is getting married in Gretna Green today so she wouldn't have time to post.

Is Kitty the bi? I am so confused.

nogoes · 14/02/2007 14:52

Well... I thought Enid's post on the other thread was very harsh and a bit mean but now I can see that she was the only one who actually gave her constructive advice.

Yes Kittylette, I think it is time you chucked away your Jackie Collins novels and started concentrating on being a mum. Providing you have children of course.

expatinscotland · 14/02/2007 14:53

That's because noddy ties him down w/her stockings not because he wants to be there voluntarily.

ComeOVeneer · 14/02/2007 14:53

And who is MrsGordonRamsay [confused emoticon]?

controlfreakyandroses · 14/02/2007 14:54

beetroot, are you being dense ON PURPOSE?

MrsGordonRamsay · 14/02/2007 14:54

Good point, so could we get her on a kidnapping charge ??

mellowma · 14/02/2007 14:54

Message withdrawn

expatinscotland · 14/02/2007 14:54

Yes, kitty's the very strict Catholic, pro death penalty but anti-abortion, bi-sexual who is engaged to the father of her child, planning to do a striptease for him at their wedding reception.

MrsGordonRamsay · 14/02/2007 14:55

COV

mellowma · 14/02/2007 14:55

Message withdrawn

LieselVentouse · 14/02/2007 14:55

Whaaaaatttttttttttttttt?????
I feel I need to come back on here and start again cause I dont know whats going on
Who's Noddy Holder?

northerner · 14/02/2007 14:56

I am supposed to be working you know, but find my self strangely drawn to this thread....

And can't wait to see Yorkshirelass tonight to tell her about this, she has had a few run ins with KL before!!!

expatinscotland · 14/02/2007 14:56

She had elocution lessons so she could speak to Gordon and he'd understand here, even though he's actually a Scotsman.

mellowma · 14/02/2007 14:56

Message withdrawn

piglit · 14/02/2007 14:56

Thanks expat. I thought that was her but just wanted to check.

ComeOVeneer · 14/02/2007 14:56

Sorry, why the [hmm}?

MrsGordonRamsay · 14/02/2007 14:56

Re NoddyHolder

To quote Ma Boswell, she is a deluded taaaaaaaaaaaart who thinks Mr Gordon Ramsay fancies her.

expatinscotland · 14/02/2007 14:57

I AM, mellow!

That silly LGJ is just pretending to be MrsGordonRamsay .

MamaG · 14/02/2007 14:57

ha
expat just tHINKS she's mrs gordon r

I'm MrsLukaFromER

MrsGordonRamsay · 14/02/2007 14:57

Because I am surprised that you did not know that LGJ and MGR were the same that's all.

controlfreakyandroses · 14/02/2007 14:57

nyou dont know who noddy holder is.....
big hair. stupid hats, glitter, platform boots, "so here it is meeeeeeery christmas...." etc etc. you know....

Beetrootccio · 14/02/2007 14:57

DENSE? MOI???