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is anyone else secretly jealous of barbi?

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bellarosa · 13/02/2007 23:06

I am! i hate dd's barbi, she highlights everything i no longer am... young, slim, frivilous, carefree...

she's sitting here on my desk smiling at me dumbly with those perfect teeth and twinkling blue eyes... i hate her!

Or am i just the only sado who has confidence issues to do with her childrens dolls!?

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littlelapinofLURVE · 13/02/2007 23:07

No genitals...

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bellarosa · 13/02/2007 23:08

hmmm ... well maybe i've still got something on her!

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PeachesMcLean · 13/02/2007 23:09

But her teeth are false and she'll have back problems before long

PeachesMcLean · 13/02/2007 23:09

Cross post. top trumped by no genitals!

littlelapinofLURVE · 13/02/2007 23:10

Plus, apparently, for a woman to have Barbie's body, she would need to be 7 feet 2 inches tall, weigh 115-130 pounds, have 30 to 36 inch hips, an 18 to 23 inch waist and a 38 to 48 inch bust.

Well, that sounds like me...

Bananaknickers · 13/02/2007 23:11

A small child could grab hold of her and put felt tip on her face and cut her hair

ShinyHappyPeopleSharingKisses · 13/02/2007 23:11

Everything you no longer are? Did you used to look like Barbie, Bella?? How.. freaky...

Bananaknickers · 13/02/2007 23:11

Bellarosa you used to be 7 ft ????

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bellarosa · 13/02/2007 23:12

a little bit

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bellarosa · 13/02/2007 23:12

5'11

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bellarosa · 13/02/2007 23:14

it's more the fact that she doesnt have to do anything, she can just sit there and be pampered andlook all dolled up and ... well actually she probably has a crap existance..

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Bananaknickers · 13/02/2007 23:15

Heaven

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bellarosa · 13/02/2007 23:15

dd has cut her a nice bald patch at the back and theres something a bit gross squished in there too now that i take a closer look... yuk!

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Bananaknickers · 13/02/2007 23:17

did you just do that in a jealous rage?

littlelapinofLURVE · 13/02/2007 23:17

But she does have a horse and a car and a nice house AND a convertible for the beach... god, I wish I was her, I'd even pass up the genitals

colditz · 13/02/2007 23:17

No because if my hair goes manky, I can wash, brush, condition and blowdry it, and it is nice again, whereas barbie's is royally screwed. It turns into matting.

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bellarosa · 13/02/2007 23:18

I can tell you all think i'm a right sado.. just having a bit of a confidence crisis ..

wouldnt it be nice just to be so dumb for a day, you wouldnt have to think ... you could just exist..bliss!

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bellarosa · 13/02/2007 23:19

yes and i secretly fancy a bit of ken too!

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bellarosa · 13/02/2007 23:22

come on girls, i know that at some point in your lives you've all tried to see whats under those blue spray-on pants of his!

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littlelapinofLURVE · 13/02/2007 23:23

Check out some sexy pics of Ken!

Bananaknickers · 13/02/2007 23:29

shes just like the rest of us really here

HeartMarsLady · 13/02/2007 23:32

Nope! Never have been, never will be. Barbie on the otherhand is very jealous of me. I have the bottom for jeans... she does not! I have large natural norks.... she does not. I have child-bearing hips... she does not. I can wear flat shoes.... she cannot.

Do I need to go on? lol

littlelapinofLURVE · 13/02/2007 23:34

OK, now some people have too much time on their hands ...

{a bit rude and NSFW)

Bananaknickers · 13/02/2007 23:38

here she is a saucy mare

jules99 · 13/02/2007 23:49

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