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is anyone else secretly jealous of barbi?

29 replies

bellarosa · 13/02/2007 23:06

I am! i hate dd's barbi, she highlights everything i no longer am... young, slim, frivilous, carefree...

she's sitting here on my desk smiling at me dumbly with those perfect teeth and twinkling blue eyes... i hate her!

Or am i just the only sado who has confidence issues to do with her childrens dolls!?

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Bananaknickers · 14/02/2007 12:30

bump for you day folk

mateychops · 14/02/2007 12:45

Little known fact - Matel used me as the model for Barbie, and continues to do so, for example...

Must-have toy for Christmas 2007 - Menopausal Barbie. She hits 40, has two little red dots above her eyebrows where the botox was injected, comes with her very own panty liners and '80s soundtrack. She doesn't have a horse or a convertable any more, but comes with her very own ironing pile.

Anniegetyourgun · 14/02/2007 13:29

Remember her boyfriend doesn't have genitals either. She is more to be pitied than despised.

I too had a Sindy. She was a funny shape too, but nothing like as funny as Barbie. Truth to tell my mother bought her for herself as much as me, as I've always despised dolls.

LieselVentouse · 14/02/2007 14:07

Yes, but I kind of like the way my elbows bend, unlike hers - its very useful

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