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Original poster

Apparently 70% of us girls 'fake' it. in bed....

50 replies

DetentionGrrrl · 26/01/2007 10:12

Is anyone here one of them?

I have done once or twice a few years ago...wanted to make DP feel happy and confident, and i was almost there anyway

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expatinscotland · 26/01/2007 10:13

I've done it to get rid of a bad lover.

suzycreamcheese · 26/01/2007 10:13

not here...
no point..

and yes, not for years...

wartywarthog · 26/01/2007 10:14

nope, never faked. i'm sure i'd be crap at it.

HappyDaddy · 26/01/2007 10:14

I've even done it once or twice, with ex.

suzycreamcheese · 26/01/2007 10:14

expat..
how does that work?
surely he thinks everything is going the way it should?..

MegaLegs · 26/01/2007 10:15

With an ex once or twice, but with dh never had to.

suzycreamcheese · 26/01/2007 10:15

detentiongrrrl...where does statistic come from?

expat..unless it was to stop of course, doh

Original poster
DetentionGrrrl · 26/01/2007 10:17

the TV...so it must be true!

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doggiesayswoof · 26/01/2007 10:17

Yes, a long time ago.
But I wouldn't do it now.

suzycreamcheese · 26/01/2007 10:18

this morning or jeremy vile kyle?

Original poster
DetentionGrrrl · 26/01/2007 10:18

the wright stuff.

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Original poster
DetentionGrrrl · 26/01/2007 10:21

there's a poor woman on who's never had one....how terribly sad

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suzycreamcheese · 26/01/2007 13:28

DG..is it the one where she sounds is in a cage and they are pointing and laughing ??....

Spidermama · 26/01/2007 13:31

Regularly.

Sometimes I don't need to. Sometimes I do.

If it's just not working for me, or I find my mind wandering, I like to bring it to a speedier conclusion and this is an excellent way so to do.

But shhhhhh! That's between you and me.

suzycreamcheese · 26/01/2007 13:34

okay spidermama's the word...

HappyDaddy · 26/01/2007 13:40

If you're mind's wandering? Jesus, bring a book to bed woman, have some tact!

Spidermama · 26/01/2007 13:43

I couldn't bring a book to the experience HD. That would be far too blatant.

suzycreamcheese · 26/01/2007 13:50

spidermama..i use those 'moments' to turn it into something that does work!...
read the books beforehand ime...

Spidermama · 26/01/2007 13:54
Envy
HappyDaddy · 26/01/2007 14:08

do you have a tv on the ceiling?

suzycreamcheese · 26/01/2007 14:17

do you HD..?
dont like tv in bedroom but can see possibilities here...

misdee · 26/01/2007 14:20

i have faked it a few times.

good pelvic floor you see lol.

suzycreamcheese · 26/01/2007 14:24

its nought to be proud of..
...teach him what to do then he'll know next time..tell him..THERE AND THEN..or just be honest and say i'm knackered ...

misdee · 26/01/2007 14:26

next time?

NEXT TIME.

if only.

ah well.

i think a long long period of very infrquent shagging means the next time we get back into regular patterns of sex, i will be blown away.

poppiesinaline · 26/01/2007 14:26

crikey... my pelvic floor must be shite. There is no way I could possibly fake