Apparently 70% of us girls 'fake' it. in bed....

[DetentionGrrrl]

Is anyone here one of them?

I have done once or twice a few years ago...wanted to make DP feel happy and confident, and i was almost there anyway

misdee hit a nerve?
hope you are blown away soon......

i'm just desperate for some suzy.

if only that nerve coud get hit lol.

Never faked, can't see the point. It was often over quick enough without having to pretend he was blowing me away!

Post that on a dad's site, misdee. You'll get plenty of offers!

Why would anyone fake it? If it's no good, make sure he knows it!

cant you give him a massage soon..or he you?
doesnt have to be at night..just a few hours..

hahaha HD. i dotn want it just anyone you know. i have standards.

Sorry misdee, I forgot. It's us blokes that would shag the crack of dawn if it stood still long enough.

Never faked, never get one either (during normal penetrative sex that is), but dp knows it's got nothing to do with his technique and everything with my anatomy. Besides even without orgasms sex can be very enjoyable.

wires get in the way. I'm happy with cuddling on the sofa. cant wait for the transplant and all clear. we will be booking a chold free wekend away.

crack of dawn lol
she went to my school...

PMSL Pink Champagne. Our shagannigans were about the same when the ex husb was about.

I am with you there, pianist!
Once when H was on nights, a picture above our bed fell down, only just missing my head!
It frightened the life out of me (I was sleeping at the time) & I screamed!
H said "That's the only time I've heard you scream in bed!"
Should really have told him something!!!

LOL maycontainstress!

Sorry, post re the picture should have been H saying "I wish I was around because it would be the only time I heard you scream in bed!"
He missed me screaming, but wished he had heard it, because it would have been a first!!

misdee
didn't know about medical stuff hope it goes well

Never.

When I find myself in situations like Spidermama - I too find my mind wandering and I just know nothing is going to happen for me - I call a halt to the whole proceedings! I know, not very tactful, but that's me I'm afraid.

lol suzy, sorry, shoud;ve said, dh is connected to a heart machine all the time. though the tickign and buzzing from that could be thrilling.

I'm surprised the percentage is so low!

get on the washing machine misdee..
am sorry to hear that

..other ladies..it is work for pleasure ime but i just really enjoy it

What does a bloke do, suzy? Not like he can use the washing machine...

My wahsing machine rocks. Quite literally. I was going to get it fixed but ... well

HD..blokes dont need me to tell them..

misdee..i'd consider it fixed and enjoy lady..

I need to find a male equivalent of a washing machine, i feel all left out!

Never faked as such - never had to - but I will confess to 'exaggerating' sometimes . He tries so hard bless him and it makes him so happy. So sometimes ho hum sex gets translated into fireworks sex iyswim.