Unusual fantasy?

[Amelia1111]

Hello all
New to this website, I hope I'm doing this right!!
My husband has recently told me about a fantasy of his. He wants to sit in a chair whilst I (and maybe other women) rub custard pies in his face!? Has anyone heard about this? He says it's the humiliation and submission of it
I think it sounds like great fun and a bit of stress relief so I'll probably do it, what do people thnk?!

ML

Who's going to clean it all up afterwards?

Okaaaaaaaay ......

Personably I'd freak out at the mess.

Doesn't everyone do this.....?

I prefer shaving foam pies. Easier to clean up.

Buy him the pie face game

www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/d/B010F029Y4/ref=mp_s_a_1_1?qid=1458120810&sr=8-1&pi=SY200_QL40&keywords=pie+face+game&dpPl=1&dpID=61itu15rgzL&ref=plSrch

Has he got massively long feet? Do his car doors fall off?

I've heard of this as a fetish. I think you should try most things once...

Isn't is a fetish called 'sploshing'?

A chair fetishist? Ew...

Buy him the pie face game

why does he mention "and other women"? that would give me an alarm bell ringing in my head but maybe I'm overthinking it idk

Has he been watching clown porn or something?

Bollocks.

Sounds like fun. I would do it. I'd want to be in the chair though

What actually is a custard pie? Ive never seen a recipe for one??

I've heard about this. It's not THAT uncommon.

Good money in it to. Once read a story where a lady got paid something like 400 pounds to bath in a bath tub of baked beans for 2 hours.

She'd do video links from home where shed take requests on what to rub/splat on her self.

It is a thing:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wet_and_messy_fetishism

If it doesn't bother you, no problem. I think I'd have a hard time keeping a straight face!

How tame.

Round ere' we smack em in the face with frozen legs of lamb.

btw, this kind of fetish is why people install wet rooms. Fact

This is Mumsnet. I hope you're talking about home made custard.

Sounds a great laugh. Do it!

With eggs, Countess. Free range ones.

Hope he's not lactose intolerant. That's a whole other mess you don't want to have to clean up.