Unusual fantasy?

[Amelia1111]

Hello all
New to this website, I hope I'm doing this right!!
My husband has recently told me about a fantasy of his. He wants to sit in a chair whilst I (and maybe other women) rub custard pies in his face!? Has anyone heard about this? He says it's the humiliation and submission of it
I think it sounds like great fun and a bit of stress relief so I'll probably do it, what do people thnk?!

ML

Can't he just clean the carpet or something on hands and knees whilst you shout at him? Much more productive.

I thought wet rooms were for killing people.

Many years ago, a friend of a friend used to make a fair slice of her income by throwing cream cakes at naked men. She did have to lay out on the plastic sheeting and the cream puffs but I suppose she saved a fair bit on the standard accoutrements of the trade.

If it doesn't bother you go for it!

This is Mumsnet, ffs.

At least twat him with a quiche.

Are you just hoping that people tell you all their sordid pie face action hmmm. Funnily enough, I'm not sure people have that much to tell! Strange post for a first timer.

WAM - Stands for Wet And Messy.

In theory it sounds like fun, but in practice I think I'd be thinking of the cleaning up too much to enjoy it.

Joy - do you want to come along and help?! I agree it sounds great fun, and he insists he wants nothing to do with the other women afterwards...and I have to say I do believe him.
I think I'll surprise him with a pie this weekend!

At least this one has no potential for long term physical damage. Apart from to the soft furnishings I suppose

I knew someone who was into custard once, not in pie form.

If you aren't bothered then what's the problem? Go for it.

Countess

Sorry nothing to add to this serious conversation, just choked a little bit on my cup of tea