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Home made vibrator tip - it is brilliant

419 replies

zoebram78 · 19/04/2015 17:53

Some of you may have heard of the toothbrush vibe (available to buy) - at least one thread about it on here or Google search "vibrator, tingle, toothbush". Here are the instructions to make your own - it really works and it is better than anything I have bought - really - no Blue Peter home made second quality about it

This is effectively no cost (if you already have an electric toothbrush).

Take a standard brush head (actually any head will do - new or used - maybe new is better for those who don't like the idea of a minty feeling) then cut all the bristles off down to the base with a Stanley knife or similar - there will be some rough stubble left (fraction of a mm) but don't worry about that. Then get a sheet of fine sandpaper or emery paper and rub the face of the brush down in a circular motion to get it roughly smooth. Next apply 2 or 3 coats of nail polish to the sanded face (select your fave colour).... wash it in warm water...... then find a quite moment and let the climax roll. It is better than any shop bought vibe - brilliant cum after cum.

You can easily hide the head and keep the motor bit in the bathroom and mother in law has no idea!

Free vibes for all!! Think of it as the Mumsnet vibe. No expense and no red faced shopping o knowing winks from the postman or the old bloke next door passing over a long thin parcel. Maybe sandpaper wiil be the next embarassing shopping item - nudge nudge - wink wink!

I have bought a new drive unit - it felt funny brusging my teeth with the one I use as the vibe.

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MovingOnUpMovingOnOut · 19/04/2015 21:02

I had a titter at Olivia's /head fail. Very unfortunate Wink

flightywoman · 19/04/2015 21:02

Is the recommendation to use a new brush head? Only they're really expensive, so I might need to wait till they're on offer in Boots...

queentroutoftrouts · 19/04/2015 21:03

ShockGrin

kinkyfuckery · 19/04/2015 21:08

snort

PandorasToyBox · 19/04/2015 21:10

Do you think glitter nail varnish will make it look more......classy?

iklboo · 19/04/2015 21:11

Anyone else singing 'fanjo bean' to the tune of Dancing Queen?

'Fanjo bean
Use your foofbrush to make it clean'

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 19/04/2015 21:12

Apparently the vibrator was invented to save doctors from getting tired hands. They were manually stimulating female patients diagnosed with hysteria. The mind boggles. Perhaps dentists have taken up the mantle now.

Christinayangstwistedsister · 19/04/2015 21:12

I was thinking shellac, as it doesn't chip

StupidBloodyKindle · 19/04/2015 21:13

..

PeeNoMore · 19/04/2015 21:13
Grin
Pantone363 · 19/04/2015 21:13

Fanjo bean

Isn't it time for bed? School in the morning little man

Theoldcauliflower · 19/04/2015 21:16

U need a man! To go to all this trouble it's mental!!! Your quite inventive mind! Hmm

Mandatorymongoose · 19/04/2015 21:17

I'm so glad this thread survived until I saw it.

I have a serious problem though. My electric foofbrush is some new fangled type thing and doesn't rotate it just does some sort of lateral type motion - will this still be effective OP?

I really need to know before I mutilate it and probably me with a stanley knife...

CMOTGilbertBlythe · 19/04/2015 21:17

Surely only single-serving posters men from other fora have "female name + number" usernames?

ElphabaTheGreen · 19/04/2015 21:21

Fanjo...bean...

Is that going to be a new artisanal scotch egg/Balonz nudge, nudge, wink, wink 'I'm a regular' phrase now, then?

SulpherTuft · 19/04/2015 21:21

Oh, thank you, OP - Electric toothbrushes and massive multipacks of rotating heads are on sale in the aisle of weirdness at Lidl this week - dead cheap. I could have one in every colour to suit whatever nail varnish I am wearing!

pangaea90 · 19/04/2015 21:23

Does the 10 days without chipping nail polish promise apply to this kind of usage? Not that mine ever lasts that long anyway

StupidBloodyKindle · 19/04/2015 21:24

Kirstie Allsop has a lot to answer for.

Christinayangstwistedsister · 19/04/2015 21:24

Will check with nail technician

Cheeseandhamtoast · 19/04/2015 21:28

I don't have an electric toothbrush. Eyeing up my DS's technical lego... might sand down lego brick, varnish it and attach to technical lego motor

WizardOfToss · 19/04/2015 21:39

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EBearhug · 19/04/2015 21:46

Cheeseandhamtoast, I think it may be important to remember at this point that Lego pieces are one of the most painful things you can ever stand on. I'm not sure they should be adapted for other uses.

I, on the other hand, am eyeing up an old clockwork Meccano mechanism. The lead paint will be fine, won't it?

YouveCatToBeKittenMe · 19/04/2015 21:53

I'm not sure a Lego version is advisable
How would you explain to the medical staff that you'd lost a brick or two up there?

OuchLegoHurts · 19/04/2015 21:59

Had to post right now just because of my username!

Lumobile · 19/04/2015 22:02

FFS ! Fanjo bean Grin
Reminds me of the Technics thread in Classics.

And seriously, why do I suspect you're a male -and it's still half term in my area - who is just waiting for us all to come back and tell you about our orgasmic experiences with your invention?
Wouldn't work for me anyway - I use Philips Sonicare so it doesn't have that rotating action....