Home made vibrator tip - it is brilliant

[zoebram78]

Some of you may have heard of the toothbrush vibe (available to buy) - at least one thread about it on here or Google search "vibrator, tingle, toothbush". Here are the instructions to make your own - it really works and it is better than anything I have bought - really - no Blue Peter home made second quality about it

This is effectively no cost (if you already have an electric toothbrush).

Take a standard brush head (actually any head will do - new or used - maybe new is better for those who don't like the idea of a minty feeling) then cut all the bristles off down to the base with a Stanley knife or similar - there will be some rough stubble left (fraction of a mm) but don't worry about that. Then get a sheet of fine sandpaper or emery paper and rub the face of the brush down in a circular motion to get it roughly smooth. Next apply 2 or 3 coats of nail polish to the sanded face (select your fave colour).... wash it in warm water...... then find a quite moment and let the climax roll. It is better than any shop bought vibe - brilliant cum after cum.

You can easily hide the head and keep the motor bit in the bathroom and mother in law has no idea!

Free vibes for all!! Think of it as the Mumsnet vibe. No expense and no red faced shopping o knowing winks from the postman or the old bloke next door passing over a long thin parcel. Maybe sandpaper wiil be the next embarassing shopping item - nudge nudge - wink wink!

I have bought a new drive unit - it felt funny brusging my teeth with the one I use as the vibe.

Glad half term is over.

Can't believe this is still going.

funniest thing I have read in a while.

'Well, doctor. I was cleaning my son's bedroom, stepped backwards & accidentally sat foof first on Lego Hogwarts. The Whomping Willow just kind of went up there'

'What's that doctor? Why does my foof smell minty? And my fanjo bean has eroded? Ermmmmm..........is that the phone?'

There's going to be a free-trial-no-obligation-to-buy offer coming next.

Wonder if this is Yoni diversifying?

I do hope there will be a MN Product Test and I get chosen. Oh wait, no I don't.

Gosh, and I thought I was quite liberated!!

My nan called earlier to tell me about her new electric toothbrush, I'm praying it's an unhappy coincidence

This thread has reminded me that I can no longer laugh after drinking tea!!! Three children and the delights of an electric toothbrush have caused some definite leakage!!! Haven't laughed so much in ages ....
Eyes toothbrush speculatively... Eyes dh in same manner ... Settles for a good book instead

My toothbrush has a red light come on if you press too hard... Seems fairly apt in the proposed circumstances

Shamelessly marking place for deletion message.

Fanjo beans? Do you mean fava beans? They go well with a nice Chianti.

Perhaps not quite the response op was hoping for

Righto. I read the OP, and thought 'good bloody idea"; I live at home, and don't want my parents finding a huge dildo or glittery rabbit in my bedside drawers, do I?!

So I took my electric toothbrush into me dad's shed, and spent a couple of hours making a whacking great toothbrush vibrator with his stanley knife and sandpaper. Only trouble is, me dad found out. Now I've been kicked out. And my toothbrush is fucked. Thanks OP.

You should go on Dragons Den with this beauty OP

A serrated electric weird coloured toothbrush near my bits. I've had enough contraptions near them giving birth to 3 dc's. I'm happy with your garden variety human ahem tools.

Thanks very much for the tip burt for that reason I'm out.

But my toothbrush turns itself off after a max of three minutes (and the last minute of that is gentler). That's not enough (or maybe it would be, if I was foofbrushing my fanjo bean ).

This is the best laugh I've had on mumsnet since the infamous 'armpit sex' thread

Not sonic, but Yonic, Nancy.

"Bring you off", "fanjo bean"

Still here?

I wiggled off the lever bit from a metal toe nail clipper (like Eastwood did in the film Escape From Alcatraz ) and stuck it onto the electric toothbrush head end to make myself a mini kango hammer tool to get the splash tiles off my bathroom wall.

another thread with, ahem, questionable motive

I work in boots and did wonder about the increased traffic on the electric toothbrush aisle today. And why so many women were looking so pleased about cleaning their teeth....

Crikey, what with fashioning sex toys and diarising natural insemination with RobinKent, it's all bloody go, i should be asleep!