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Lets talk about porn [blush]

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trinity2 · 28/10/2006 22:29

Hi, need some help, my sex life with my husband is well just not happening and its really embrassing but I was thinking of some ways to spice up our love life and porn was one idea but I have never watched a porn and have no idea where to get one and what I would get as I have always been a bit prunish but I don't know any ideas of how to bring that loving feeling back about two babies please help!

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expatinscotland · 28/10/2006 23:29

You could always cross pirate sex w/anal!

And then start a thread about it.

Flamebat · 28/10/2006 23:29

Arr harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

expatinscotland · 28/10/2006 23:34

If it hurts, he's not doing it right.

Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum.

sallystrawberry · 28/10/2006 23:34

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expatinscotland · 28/10/2006 23:35

US translation: Rides the Hershey Highway.

sallystrawberry · 28/10/2006 23:35

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Flamebat · 28/10/2006 23:45

Brown Eyed Girl... can never hear that without sniggering

Loshad · 29/10/2006 00:36

eer go on what is pirate sex ? - sorry

BATtymumma · 29/10/2006 01:42

we sell some DVD's (Ann Summers) that are designed for women. they are more story orientated than the normal plumber knocks on the door of a scantily clad woman and she just has to shag him.

if you really want to explore the idea of pronography to spice up your sex life then i think these would be a good place to start.

To be honest i would suggest something a little more along the lines of erotic fiction ( also availabe from us)

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