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Lets talk about porn [blush]

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trinity2 · 28/10/2006 22:29

Hi, need some help, my sex life with my husband is well just not happening and its really embrassing but I was thinking of some ways to spice up our love life and porn was one idea but I have never watched a porn and have no idea where to get one and what I would get as I have always been a bit prunish but I don't know any ideas of how to bring that loving feeling back about two babies please help!

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expatinscotland · 28/10/2006 22:45

The Lady WAS a Tramp

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trinity2 · 28/10/2006 22:47

Brendan who am I missing something, I have a think for Keanu Reeves. We did a few times travel lodges have very good showers but once every six months, well it doesn't last very long

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expatinscotland · 28/10/2006 22:48

Brendan, Keanu, Goran, Zinedine, what's the difference?

Flamebat · 28/10/2006 22:54

Ooh or online reading - cliterati

Flamebat · 28/10/2006 22:55

Brendan?

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trinity2 · 28/10/2006 23:00

Is it Breandan from strictly come dancing, I'm not sure! Cliterati?

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trinity2 · 28/10/2006 23:03

Found it, looks interesting, thanks flamebat

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sallystrawberry · 28/10/2006 23:03

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Flamebat · 28/10/2006 23:04

Cliterati.co.uk or .com or something - just google cliterati... oodles of things to read for you to get you in the mood!

I inadvertantly clicked there on another thread once... tis very rude (but good )

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trinity2 · 28/10/2006 23:07

Wonderful sallystrawberry that does sound better than sex but thats not going to keep my dh surpose I could cover myself in it and let hen eat it off me, but see I see that as a waste of a good cake!

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jampots · 28/10/2006 23:12

We inadvertently watched Flesh Gordon once

expatinscotland · 28/10/2006 23:13

Suggestion: the tips are shite.

sallystrawberry · 28/10/2006 23:13

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jampots · 28/10/2006 23:15

honestly twas terrible. Not sure why I thought it would be anything other than though

Flamebat · 28/10/2006 23:19

pmsl I just want a job making up porn names

jampots · 28/10/2006 23:20

oh go on then one for me, and I'll use it to troll under

jampots · 28/10/2006 23:20

oh go on then one for me, and I'll use it to troll under

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trinity2 · 28/10/2006 23:23

Seriously my dh is soo gorgeous I do sometimes worry that we are just soooo boring nowadays I worry he might look for the excitment elsewhere, it really does happen, I have guys so in love with their wifes/girlfriends but they don't get sex so they look for it elsewhere.

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expatinscotland · 28/10/2006 23:24

ppppppaaarrrppppp!!!!

expatinscotland · 28/10/2006 23:25

how about offering him a little anal lovin'?

there are some good threads about it on here.

Flamebat · 28/10/2006 23:26

I meant film names

Unfortunately a quick look at my dvds and the only thing I can think of is 10 ways I wanna Do You

expatinscotland · 28/10/2006 23:27

Anal lovin'.

That's where it's at.

And pirate sex.

Flamebat · 28/10/2006 23:28

Damn I was about to suggewst pirate sex!