sex help?!??

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hello fellow mumsnetters!! Bit of a different question today regarding how to spice up my relationship with my DH abit more!! Recently the life in the bed room has been very boring and dull and I'm wondering if any of you could suggest how to spice things up in the bedroom?!? Any recommendations and advice for abit more fun is much appreciated x

You start !. Any ideas so far ?

There's a film coming out this week - should give you some ideas

50 shades of grey :)))

50 shades of bbc researcher!

Oh and welcome to Mumsnet!

positions is the key, its amazing the difference in feeling by changing around.
Also is there anything your DH would like you to do that is over and above what you normally do? And likewise him to you.

What kind of thing do you want?

Perhaps you should read Sexual Technics in MN classics?
That will give you plenty of things to try.

Is that you Brian?

Try fucking your DH up the arse with a strapon. That should liven things up a bit.

BBC you reckon ? Or daily fail ? OP says elsewhere that their children are called Alice, Fredrick ( sic ) and Teddy , so what do you think ?

Oh no wait, it must be ok because they start every post " hello fellow Mumsnetters "

Try washing your privates with Source Tree Tree and Mint shower gel before a session.
That will take things to a new level all right.

I'd like to see an article about fucking your husband up the arse with a strap on on the BBC.

The Wright Stuff ?

Good guess AF

And oP is looking to " spice up " their menu too I see

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/food_and_recipes/2304033-Balanced-meals-for-children

Celery, Celery
If she don't come
Then I'll tickle her bum
With a stick of celery

Off on a tangent, I've found that too m many !!!!!! have a way of raising my blood pressure.

"Thanks my main women and men"

Goodness. Is that parody?

We can put you in touch with a qualified yoni masseur if you need help with your technique.

Can you get to Hull in a day?

50 shades of shite.

I think it would be worth an overnight stay for Brians extra special services

When me a nd my dh get bored or struggle to be in the mood we dig out monogamy. It's a board game and although it feels awkward to start with it you do get into it

Replace your bed with a bouncy castle. More fun in the bedroom guaranteed!

Can we please retire the phrase "spice things up" as applied to sex?

I always have to fight the urge to reply "Try ground ginger or freshly grated nutmeg!"

Let's be adults and just say "I want to make my sex life more exciting/frequent."

I second AF's suggestion of pegging. It can feel incredibly empowering doing a guy in the arse.