sex help?!??

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hello fellow mumsnetters!! Bit of a different question today regarding how to spice up my relationship with my DH abit more!! Recently the life in the bed room has been very boring and dull and I'm wondering if any of you could suggest how to spice things up in the bedroom?!? Any recommendations and advice for abit more fun is much appreciated x

Sexual technics

Am I missing something here? This sounds like a reasonable, genuine question from OP but the replies, generally, have been rather unhelpful,
Perhaps look on Lovehoney website for sex toys and masses of products to add a bit of sparkle in the bedroom..... Whatever ones preferences.
It's amazing what variety and fun a few little products can bring to a relationship.

Surely "This Morning" has done fucking your husband up the arse with a strap on, by now. They've had steamed minge and elderly sex positions.

OP has a short habit of posting in quite an inane style, and then never returning to threads, heyday. Even MNHQ are taking the piss.

I'll second the Original Source mint and tea tree shower gel. Ooofph that nips.

There are many ways maybe try downloading a Tantra app and try all the positions? Tick them off one by one

Sit in a bath until your fingers go wrinkly. The ribbed effect is very sensual on private parts (especially if you anoint them with Tea Tree Oil).

omg THAT THREAD IS HILARIOUS.

Ok thanks Random, obviously everyone on here already knew this but I just took it to be a genuine question...... I'm obviously so naive
I may well re read posts and see if I can find any new, quirky ways to 'spice things up' as there are some 'rather unusual' suggestions being made.... Bit eye watering some of them tho !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was going to suggest some ground cumin and a bit of turmeric but I see I was beaten to it. But you can add these to your healthy food if you so desire!

Sticking peeled root ginger up the bum is a thing. Spicy. Probably. I'd sooner do a stir fry.*

*which is not a strange sexual position, although it would make a great name for one.

yes nothing like a nice bit of figging to spice things up newname

LTB
What's the point if he's crap in bed as well as everywhere else?

Become man hating feminazis like us in our brogues