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I poop when I orgasm......... not sexy

56 replies

escapingtheteens · 18/01/2015 13:02

I dont know what to do about this, so far I have been trying not to orgasm.

My kids are late teens, and this is a fairly recent thing, so It's not due to childbirth damage.

It's the most unsexy thing in the world, i always run to the shower and cry while I clean myself up, the bf is very good and will change the bedding. God only knows what's going through the poor guys head.

I like sex, a lot, so I don't want to stop doing it, but it's putting me off, and as I mentioned earlier, I try not to orgasm, fecking awful situation.

Only time i'm not self conscious about this is when there's drink involved. I forget about the worries, then poop, and feel even worse!!!!!

HELP

OP posts:
BlueBrightBlue · 18/01/2015 14:16

sp.yimg.com/ib/th?id=HN.608045804791596829&pid=15.1&P=0

ShatnersBassoon · 18/01/2015 14:18

Must not click on unidentifiable link on poo thread, must not click on unidentifiable link on poo thread, must not click on unidentifiable link on poo thread...

BlueBrightBlue · 18/01/2015 14:19

"I dont know what to do about this, so far I have been trying not to orgasm."

The poo link is safe, it's nothing graphic .

arlagirl · 18/01/2015 14:21

Its still awful buzzardbird

MerdeAlor · 18/01/2015 14:21

Don't be defensive OP, surely you can see now why we are suspicious about shite stuff now.

Anyhoo, it sounds like you have a bowel or vaginal prolapse. You could try seeing a gynae or a GP with a special interest in womens health.

Mrsmorton · 18/01/2015 14:23

Have you tried pooping before dtd?

BuzzardBird · 18/01/2015 14:29

It is arla, as is 'tummy'. It ain't grown up speak is it? Grin

That's a good point Mrsmorton, I can't imagine DTD if I needed to go?

gamerchick · 18/01/2015 14:42

Stick a tampax up your backside before sex?

BlueBrightBlue · 18/01/2015 14:43

Don't get him started!

flatbellyfella · 18/01/2015 16:26

But plug maybe, then run.....

BolshierAyraStark · 18/01/2015 16:38

Sorry but I actually laughed when I saw this thread title Blush

No I won't be sharing any shit stories as I don't have any & yes, you should definitely visit the GP.

Pagwatch · 18/01/2015 16:45

Poop is right up there with sanpro as words I loathe.

ArabellaStrange · 18/01/2015 16:58

I sometimes fart when I orgasm and have pushed out butt plugs before. I do find that all my muscles get involved in the process.
In your shoes, op, I would probably give myself an enema or three before indulging in sex.

ShiaLeBeoufsBathTowel · 18/01/2015 17:11

In this situation, it might be helpful to discuss it with a doctor. Perhaps you would feel more comfortable requesting a lady GP.

There are many reasons why this situation could occur. I am sure she will be able to identify the likely causes from your medical history, and run any appropriate tests.

Joysmum · 18/01/2015 17:13

You've had the advice about going to the GP. If all's well then try an anal douche. Don't use that as an excuse not to have to see the GP though.

GreyMare · 18/01/2015 17:16

I do find it sad that a nasty little troll can effect the way we communicate with someone who may well be genuine.
It's a hard subject to discuss with anyone and imagine it must take a lot even to ask on an Internet forum. As for it being mainly a female forum, surely if it's genuine that is where you are likely to get the most support or similar experiences?
I may be naive but I would rather be kind to someone who turns out to be a troll Angry than mean to someone who is genuine.

Op I have never experienced what you are but echo posters above, please visit your GP. If it is a prolapse, much can be done. You really need to know what you are dealing with here. Good luck Flowers

Quiero · 18/01/2015 17:17

On the plus side, it's an excellent cure for constipation.

TallulahTwinkletoes · 18/01/2015 17:18

FFS, lots of people post on here about issues before they see the doctor. I'm not sure why so many of you have taken offence to this because it's about shit rather than a potential kidney stone or something!

It's obviously to do with muscle spasms/muscles relaxing.

Try pooing before sex and take a trip to the doctors Thanks

LineRunner · 18/01/2015 17:25

Poop, sanpro, panties.

Classy words.

lougle · 18/01/2015 17:26

Go to the toilet before sex. Make sure you eat a diet that allows you to defecate without straining. Visit the GP. Don't worry about what other women do -make it better for yourself.

fuzzpig · 18/01/2015 17:35

I still maintain we should have a "TMI" topic

BlueBrightBlue · 18/01/2015 18:11

I remember the one about the little lady who shat on her hubby and thought he was "finishing off", definitely a bloke, an older one at that.
Said she was a Dresden dolly.
Bless.

BlueBrightBlue · 18/01/2015 18:12

More puke inducing words:
Anyone for " puppies noses"? bleugh

millimurphy · 18/01/2015 18:21

What's wrong with the word 'poop'?

BeyondDoesBootcamp · 18/01/2015 18:26

:(

If one has a rectocele, this is entirely plausible. Bowel movements dont come out 'in full', a little is left in the herniated prolapse. So orgasm happens and out it pops.

See a gp. But be prepared for them to write it off as 'normal' for a long time before you get a result.