I found a receipt.

[nevergoogle]

Recovering from surgery and spending way too much time lurking on here. All these cheating husband threads are naturally making me question if DH could do the same.

I have experience of infidelity as a child of an unfaithful father and have very strong opinions on what the consequences would be should DH ever cheat. He knows this and I have absolutely no interest in checking up on him. If he cheats, he cheats, LTB, move on.

This week I found a random receipt laying around and just checked it was OK to throw it out. It was a water stones receipt for 'a clean break' and for a moment I thought clean break?! I'll give you a clean f*ing break!! He's reading up on how to leave me!

I blame mumsnet for what I did next. I turned detective and did an Amazon search only to find that 'a clean break' is the title of a book about cycling drugs cheating.

It's only the book he's been reading and harping in my ear about and announcing 'fascinating' snippets of information which I really have no interest in.

I blame mumsnet.

Ok ..... and?

That actually made me laugh out loud, hope your recovery is going well.

I didn't laugh out loud.

Phew!

Ha ha, nice to find a happy (or at least non-dramatic) ending for a change.

Lucky you

I just think if you hang around here too much taking painkillers you start to get drawn in and get a warped sense of reality. nobody I know wears boden or drinks out of jam jars either.

I get the sense that some people are disappointed that they have wasted a few minutes and won't be able to get all angry and shout out 'burn the bastard cheating man'

what's with the drinking out of jamjars thing?

I have some Boden!

I blame MN for my Boden clad third child. My older children never wore bosen.

*Boden

I am too tight to wear Boden. Doesn't mean I won't say ltb if he's a b

I drink out of jamjars mainly water with ribbons of cucumber

jakesmith - that's not my tact at all and I never go on affair threads to say LTB, just to offer support to those who are in pain.

I get that this is a jokey thread but I found it a little insensitive, especially with the thread title that was meant to draw people in.

Who and why are people drinking out of jars? Are glasses too mainstream?

My Kindle is peppered with books about serial killers and murderers. I suppose if DH were ever to have a neb he might think I was getting ideas :)
No Boden here, mostly George. I do eat straight from the pan sometimes which is kind of like drinking from jam jars...

At least I'm not pulling you in, letting you bare your soul, before mumsnet pull the thread for being entirely fictional.

what I tell you is true, real life, it's not that exciting is it.

let me know when eating fish pie out of the container becomes trendy.

never I am really pleased for you :) It's awful when something like that happens, then you realise it's totally innocent and feel and at the same time!

How's the recovery going?

Recovery was going well, then I overdid it Friday and am on enforced rest/mumsnetting again. ouch.

House, I often think that about kindle contents. Mine would be very misleading I think.

Oh well, you're stuck with us for a bit longer then. Hope it does take too long until you can get out into the real world again

by overdid it I mean I rode my bike with baby in a trailer, and did a shop for heavy stuff, and carted the car seat about a bit.
no sense.

That's more than I'd do in a week. I have never drunk out of a jam jar . But I have been very drunk .

I loved those fictional threads. But realised too late .