I just had my first ever orgasm thanks to mumsnet

[Miracleonchurchstreet]

I have namechanged for this for obvious reasons but had to tell someone! i am a regular though.
i am 38 and have a child and had basically given up on orgasms - I quite like sex but have never come. I had some issues from a teenage experience, maybe something to do with it.
Anyway, I read some thread where someone recommended the tingle teaser, and oh my word, I just had my first 2 orgasms. I actually burst into tears after the first one as thought it was never going to happen.
I had been single for 2 years and just met someone and kind of felt like things were a bit different, ie really felt like it might happen, so thought I would give it a go tonight, and bam. In about 2 minutes too.
Could be be having had a baby, or maybe my age?
Anyway, thanks to whoever suggested that. Hope this isn't too inappropriate a thread! I guess there was the whole penis dunking thread - this is songs of praise compared to that!

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I thought his name was Brian?

Congratulations x

Yo masturbated with electric toothbrush?do you get plaque on your fanny

Yeah, yeah, good one scottishmummy

Maybe Brian name changed after the last thread?

I vaguely remember that thread though never read it. No idea if same guy. This guy was part of barts sexual health services amazingly enough. Well, that's where I got his details from.

I was once away on holiday while single and desperate and had forgotten to pack the Rabbit. I found a toothbrush handle very effective! But it wasn't electric, it was manual

Congratulations OP may you have many more!!

Oh thank God he didn't actually touch you, I was worried for a moment there

That advert says 'as seen on Alan Titchmarsh show' - isn't he the gardner? What is he doing with tingle tips

The reviews are funny,classic peoples friend
"Very intense and it certainly does the job. I came like a train”
"4/5 for aesthetics - it’s small, neat and very discreet"
"5/5 for function - because this one works"
"It’s so small and good for travelling…The best tenner I’ve spent in ages"

So did you orgasm with your new man, or the toothbrush thing, or were both 'operational' together?

Maybe Alan's moved on from having green fingers?

I'm sure I remember seeing Julie Peasgood on his show discussing sex tips, seems like it was a regular slot, so to speak. I remember thinking it was rather racy for 3 o'clock in the afternoon.

I am so confused. Where did you put your toothbrush? And where does the new man 'fit' into all this?

So Yoni Massage is like an Actual Thing?

Not just something Brian from Hull invented to try and legally touch strangers' lady bits?

Mmmm Brian. He is so skilled

Another yoni massage thread. Brilliant

So Brian from Hull has competition. The plot thickens.

Brian. Sigh. First time I felt like a real woman.
Worth the lengthy drive on the M62 to Hull and back.

I am laughing at this thread - so funny!

The best orgasms I've had have been with long term partners. Not had sex now for nearly 3 months, I miss it!

So congrats and here's to many more!

I find the word yoni completely creepy in itself.
Brian from Hull sounds like a catch though.
Apparently it is a thing though. I had counselling with a sex therapist at Barts about 7 years ago then she suggested I contact this guy. Met him once but as I said the whole thing was utterly weird and I thought if that's what i needed to do to be able to orgasm, I'd prefer not to bother.

To clarify, it was me, not new partner (not orgasmed with him yet though felt like I was closer than ever before which is why I tried masturbating).

The toothbrush thing isn't actually using your toothbrush, just the vibrating handle and this other attachment (as reviewed by alan titchmarsh who gave it 5/5 - they should put that on the packaging). As I said, I have a spare, so keeping it totally separate from actual toothbrush.

Anyway, by the time you get to 38, you kind of think it just isn't going to happen, so it feels lovely that it did. I have always faked it in the past in long term relationships and that actually is a terrible basis for relationship as you are lying about something fundamental. Sort of gives me hope that I might have another relationship in the future - probably sounds really silly.

Ha ha - I have an Oral B pro toothbrush, and actually keep an old head specifically for this purpose. I actually like the bristles

why didn't you just get a vibrator?

i had some good posts on that yoni thread, under a different name

That yoni thread was exceptional. I weeped while reading the poems

A tingle teaser is a special hair brush with a vibrator in the handle for when you need to crack one out but your pubes are really knotty.

It sorts you on both counts.

'Knotty pubes'

Just how long are people's pubes are?

Just how long are people's pubes?

So shocked I can't write